How Bam Bam Bigelow Almost Killed Me

During the show, I said that the late, Bam Bam Bigelow almost kicked my ass. After that, I received a few messages to explain the situation. I told the story once on the show, and now, I’ll post it here.

How Bam Bam Bigelow Almost Killed Me

Before I was a successful internet radio host, I was a landscape foreman. One day, I was making my rounds around the neighborhood (and minding my own business), when some douchebag cut me off.

I was driving towards a red traffic signal, when all of a sudden, a Corvette convertible sped up to cut me off. I managed to box the car in. As the car was on the left of me, one of my Espinozas (day laborers) yelled to the driver in his best English, “fuck you asshole, suck my dick!” When we came to a complete stop at the light, I saw in my passenger side-view mirror, a big man step out of the convertible and start running towards my truck. It took a few seconds, but I noticed who it was because of the flames tattooed to his head.

It was Bam Bam Bigelow. (I think I peed a little) I was driving a small dump truck, and was pulling a heavy trailer. I had no choice but to run the red light to escape the beating that he was planning put on us. He almost captured us due to the slow acceleration of the truck. Thank God, Allah, and anyone else I made it.

Flash forward about 10 years……

I’m still alive and kicking, and hosting The EDGE with Mike here at EDGE FM, while Scott Bigelow has been dead a few years. Serves him right. Survival of the fittest, you fat fucker! Yeah… I say that now in the safety of my studio, while poor Bam Bam is rotting in his over sized casket.

This was a true story by Sal of edgefm.net (the place where talk, and Sal lives.. but not Scott Bigelow) Check back to read more true stories by Sal, and other hosts here at the station.