12:00

Hammy starts off the show saying he is hungover today. He did some drinking last night…

“Hey, I drink too!…WHAT?!”

Hammy say’s because of a situation that happened last night involving his security company, he’s in a very rare “emo” drunk last night. He goes on to say that his security company removed him from a site and didn’t tell him. Then, when he showed up to his site last night, he was told the bad news. The district manager even showed up and threatened to call the cops if he didn’t leave, so he left. Hammy say’s he recently got complained by HR that he doesn’t shave his facial hair, so he thinks that was the reason.

Wingate tells Hammy if he is fired, he should go out nicely because he could collect un-employment. Hammy say’s he’s not sure if he’s qualified for un-employment because he read a rule that said you have to work 18 months for a company in order to get the benefits. Jen on feedback say’s she got un-employment after being fired from a company she only worked a few months for, so Hammy should be able to get it.

Hammy goes on to say if he is fired, he is fucked financially. He goes on to say his financial situation isn’t that good. Between the savings bonds he had to cash along with regular tax return, he owes the IRS $2,000 and because he couldn’t pay all of his car insurance bills, he owes another $2,000 to his insurance company. He say’s he has to come up with the $4,000 by mid April and he doesn’t think he could do it without selling his car…

Not his exact car, but same model

Hammy goes on to name the price of the car and details about it for any potential buyers.

After Hammy say’s he’s probably worth more dead then alive, Wingate and Mike go over possible scenarios of how to get away with the murder and split his collection of nerdy memorabilia and various items in his house. See video below for tour of Hammy’s house…

We get a feedback suggesting Hammy kill himself on the air. It would make great radio and we would be 100% original about something.

Mike, Wingate and King on feedback argue over which items they want from Hammy’s house when he kills himself.

After some more hazing for Hammy about his possible suicide, we take our first break.

12:42 – BREAK

Break 1 Songs

Breaking Benjamin – So Cold
Saliva – Ladies & Gentlemen
Shinedown – Fly From The Inside

12:55

Rejoiner songs is “96 Quite Bitter Beings” by CKY…

Over the break we looked at the new Iron Man 2 trailer, which looks simply amazing…

We all agree it just might beat “The Dark Knight” as the best comic movie.

John King on feedback say’s “Clash Of The Titans” will destroy Iron Man 2…

Hammy say’s you could see his acting debut as the Kraken…

With that, we move on to the Oscar’s, which were on last night. Mike and Wingate love that The Hurt Locker won best picture. Hammy say’s he’s happy any movie but Avatar won best picture.

During the awards, Roger Williams was accepting the award for Best Documentary Short and Elinor Burkett, the other winner, cut him off like Kanye West cut off Taylor Swift at the MTV awards…

Hammy say’s the dumb bitch was rude cutting the guy off. Mike say’s Williams rushed to the stage to accept the award because he knew the woman might cut him off.

We then talk about who we thought looked good at the awards. Hammy say’s Sandra Bullock looked really good in a “classy” way…

Now that she’s almost legal, we agree Miley Cyrus is officially hot and we shouldn’t feel like creeps for staring at her…

John King in feedback posts a link to a supposed pic of Miley sucking a cock. It was a pic supposedly hacked from her phone. We debate whether it’s fake or not by comparing her face in the pic to other pics of her. We think it might be real.

What? Expecting the pic? Go find it yourselves.

Back to Oscar talk, we are happy Star Trek won for Best Make-Up, but bummed it didn’t get any other awards. It went up against Avatar in effects, but we all knew Avatar was gonna win that award.

We were surprised District 9 didn’t get any wins. Hammy say’s the movie was really good. Wingate say’s the academy hates Sci Fi movies…

…and this WASN’T Sci Fi, Wingate?

Hammy brings up a list he found of the highest grossing movies of all time which has been adjusted to inflation. Gone With The Wind is still #1, Avatar is #14. Hammy goes on to say that Avatar is a highly overrated movie and the only thing good about it was the amazing special effects.

Hammy say’s Up was a really good movie and deserved to be the best animated film.

Wingate say’s he wrote a bit about the Razzies and wants to present it…

Uh-Oh…

Wingate starts reading his bit, feedback is coming in overwhelmingly negative for Wingate, but he persists on reading anyway…

Sully couldn’t even save this…

Hammy insists on going on break. Wingate takes some time to insult the listeners for bitching about his bit because he’s upset…

Oh Wingate…

Such a sensitive boy…

We are desperate for a pee, so we go on break.

1:44 – BREAK

Break 2 Songs

ACDC – Thunderstruck
Aerosmith – Eat The Rich
Billy Idol – Rebel Yell

1:58

Rejoiner music is “Speak” by Godsmack…

Hammy say’s now that he’s calm about the Goom situation, he has emailed the guy in charge explaining his side of the story. He say’s part of him wants to go back, but the other part say’s it’s going to be the same bullshit as always.

Hammy then brings up a story his girlfriend saw on Dr. Phil. A Delaware Pediatrician has been arrested with over 450 counts of child molestation…

While looking at the video, we look at his office which looks like a white trash Neverland Ranch.

Hammy say’s usually he can find something funny about these “Perv Switch” stories, but this guy is just sick.

We then agree the guy kind of looks like Mike if he were a 60 year old hippie…

Hammy is pissed that his lawyer will get him sent to a mental facility instead of prison and thinks the guy should go to prison to meet the wonderful inmates who don’t take to kindly to kiddie touchers.

Hammy then insists that Wingate talk about his rants on Twitter about the MTA and NJ Transit hiking their fees. Wingate say’s he’s outraged over that and thinks they are making it harder for single parents who live in the city to get anywhere. Mike, Hammy and along with everyone on feedback say if your broke and want to live in the city, you can’t. Wingate then say’s the high fares are whats causing kids not being able to get to school, therefore dropping out.

PINHEAD!

Maryanne from Boston calls the show and say’s she almost stopped following Wingate on Twitter because of his rant. We then poke fun at things Maryanne is saying with her Boston accent.

After Wingate jokes about her accent, Pettiebone via feedback rips Wingate apart about his theories, then proceeds to make fun of his lisp, which legitimately pisses Wingate off.

Grr…

Maryanne say’s his voice is why he’s entertaining. She points out that her (wonderful) giant boobs, Jen’s (perfect) ass are their things, Wingate’s voice is his quality. Mike say’s to Wingate being a part of this show means your going to get ripped on a lot. He points out that Hammy took several taser shots on the air and gets made fun of on a daily basis whether it’s on the air or on Twitter.

John King on feedback say’s this is a more tense situation then the “Hammy’s girlfriend looks like a bulldog” incident a few weeks ago.

With the situation hopefully calmed down, we go to break.

2:34 – BREAK

Break 3 Songs

The Doors – People Are Strange
The New York Dolls – Personality Crisis
The Rolling Stones – Beasts Of Burden

2:44

Rejoiner song is “Pussy” by Rammstein…

500.000 metal videos on ROCKTUBE and METALHEAD

Hammy wishes he had his Flip HD recording while we were on break. Mike and Wingate got into a huge argument off mic.

Great…

Here we go again…

Mike say’s off mic he is a very private person and it bothers him when people look over his shoulder and read what he is typing or texting to people, which Wingate was doing. Wingate got very pissy and started waving his hands around screaming he’s sorry…

Yep, kind of like this

Wingate say’s people making fun of his voice get to him. Mike say’s he needs to get a thick skin if he wants to be a part of this show because our listeners will make fun of him.

Our wonderful listeners start logging in to the feedback chat room with user names like “Wingate Is A Pussy”, “Die Wingate Die”, etc…

Wingate then brings up the MTA again. Hammy say’s if people are bitching about the cost of public transport, either get a car, or move out. Hammy then say’s apartments in PA cost as little as $200 a month.

Moving on, Mike tells a story about a horrible worker that used to work at Target with him is now working over at Best Buy making almost twice as much and is a manager. He is contemplating getting a job there now. Hammy say’s that’s good because Mike will be the smartest guy that works at the store. Hammy then say’s Best Buy is a horrible store and no one should shop there.

We get it, you hate Best Buy

We then talked about another High School teacher who’s in trouble for sending nude pics to a male student. We debate if she’s hot or not…

The show ends with our listeners making wonderful Twitter names for a “Cry Baby Wingate” character. @mushmouthwingate, @fagcrybabywingate and @onebitwonderwingate all get approvals.

SHOW ENDS AT 3:05

Feedback Log-In Names Of The Day

“It You Kill Yourself Please Do It On The Show”

“Hammy’s Got Black Guy Luck”

“Wingate’s Moist Foreskin”

Feedback Lines Of The Day

“Precious was upset Oprah was there because she finally had competition at the post Oscars buffet”

“If Hammy has a threesome with Horse faced Sarah Jessica Parker, and his bulldog faced girlfriend, would it be beastiality?”

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