12:00
Hammy say’s he is pumped for today’s show. Besides us telling dick jokes, Wingate butchering the English language, we have New York radio legend John Bell calling the show today. We are all surprised John agreed to call a dumb podcast like ours.
We immediately get distracted by a video someone sent us of a hockey player’s balls getting shattered by a hockey puck.
Hammy brings up Tommy Dreamer from ECW who got one of his balls ruptured by Jerry Lawler.
We discuss a story about some Asian fellows who shoved an Eel up someones ass during a sleep over. The animal ate away at his internal organs and the man died. Hammy say’s he wouldn’t have minded if they used a mouse instead. Everyone laughs at Hammy for being a perv.
Someone in feedback brings up the Flobots song “Handlebars” and say’s Wingate should sing it.
Mike talks about officially going on a date finally with a real girl. The girl is one of Katie’s friends. We gawk at some of her pictures and say she’s pretty cute. Hammy wishes Mike good luck. We give Mike dating advice.
We talk about Iron Man 2, which we all loved a lot. Hammy say’s any movie that opens with ACDC’s “Shoot To Thrill” is sure to be amazing.
Hammy say’s Robert Downey Jr. was born to play Tony Stark and plays the character perfectly.
Mike say’s Sam Rockwell was great as Justin Hammer. We all agree Mickey Rourke was the surprise hit as Whiplash. Hammy is annoyed because in the scene where he attacks Tony Stark at the race track, anyone could have shot him, but they didn’t. Hammy say’s he loved Batman Begins so much because it was very believable. Mike argues that Iron Man and Iron Man 2 are what comic book movies should be, whether it is realistic or not.
We have more movie talk and discuss the upcoming movies in 2011 and 2012. We can’t wait for the next 2 years of amazing movies.
Hammy say’s he hates 3d and can’t wait for this fad to be over with. We laugh at people for buying a 3d Tv and only having 2 channels that broadcast in 3d.
Mike say’s he finally saw Funny People, which he liked a lot despite the movie getting very serious towards the end of the film.
Hammy brings up the new Nightmare On Elm Street movie and say’s if it wasn’t for Jackie Earl Haley playing Freddy Kreuger, it would have sucked. He wonders how you can screw up hot chicks getting killed in bad ways.
Moving on, we talk about a new program Obama wants to introduce called cash for caulkers. Hammy say’s the stupid cash for clunkers program was a total failure, so how is this program any different. All it is doing is putting more family’s in debt.
Mike mentions Jeremy, former freak of the show, who is losing his house and his job. Jeremy claims Mike and Bill are buying booze for him. Hammy say’s he never saw Mike buy booze except one time before his 21st birthday after Hammy gave him money.
Hammy gives an update of his new diet and him and his girlfriend’s budget.
We discuss healthy foods and what is good for you.
BREAK
Break 1 Songs
ACDC – Thunderstruck
Aerosmith – Same Old Song And Dance
Kiss – Strutter
1:38
Hammy say’s he is an admin of the chat so whatever image you want, he will put in.
We discuss a naked man who was standing on top of a billboard and argued with cops.
Wingate talks about an ex girlfriend who wanted sex with him so badly, but couldn’t because she wanted to wait for marriage. Everyone doesn’t believe him when he say’s he could have fucked her.
“Jesse Ventura” thinks it’s a government conspiracy why Wingate doesn’t get laid.
Hammy talks about a job interview he is going to today.
We play the What? game with Wingate.
Wingate botches the word “Arizona”. We laugh at him for failing another word.
We talk about a kid who bounced on a bed so hard, he fell out of a window.
We discuss the new Miley Cyrus video that is pissing off parents.
Everyone points out how creepy Hammy is for gawking at the video for a long time.
Wingate say’s he doesn’t like it when people gawk at teenagers. Mike plays some old cop TV show theme songs in the background for “Wingate: Sex Police”
Hammy say’s we need to break to hopefully time it right so John Bell calls in when we come back.
BREAK
Break 2 Songs
Judas Priest – Some Heads Are Gonna Roll
Iron Maiden – Can I Play With Madness
The Doors – Touch Me
2:27
While waiting for John Bell, we talk about a black principal who planned an black student only field trip. Hammy is annoyed this guy isn’t getting as much shit as a white principal would be if he did the same thing.
Well, John Bell isn’t calling. Instead, Hammy and Mike took a “what religion are you?” test to fill some time.
We talked about the gay activist who got caught with a gay prostitute.
SHOW ENDS AT 3:08
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