Brainstu Radio: 11/29 Preview

TOPICS OF CONVERSATION

- Leslie Nielsen dead at 84
- Harry Potter making a lot of cash
- Hammy’s beloved Green Bay Packers lost and the Giants won, so laughing at Hammy most likely will happen.
- Black Friday shopping madness

STORY’S IN THE NEWS

- Blogger outraged over “Mike & Molly”, citing fat people should never get own TV show. (http://www.marieclaire.com/sex-love/…-on-television)
- Fake doctor carried out breast exams in bars (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/40248892…me_and_courts/)
- Atheist billboard in NJ causing community outrage (http://www.foxnews.com/us/2010/11/28…ebrate-reason/)
- TSA makes menstruating woman go through humiliating search because they couldn’t see her vagina on X-Ray machine (http://www.boingboing.net/2010/11/24…g-woman-s.html)
- Axl Rose hates Slash so much, he is suing creators of Guitar Hero for it (http://new.music.yahoo.com/blogs/amp…-hero-lawsuit/)

As always, we will be LIVE on EdgeFM.net, Noon to 3pm EST. Our number to call in is 908-854-4228. Go to edgefm.net/chat to chat with us and leave comments, or tweet us your comments @BrainstuRadio

Brainstu Radio Show Rundown: 11-8-10

12:00

It’s cold, rainy and cloudy outside, and we LOVE IT.

We discuss how we are having 2 Brainstu spin-off shows coming to EdgeFM and how our 3 shows are going to run EdgeFM eventually.

A big THANK YOU to all who are spreading the love of the WRREEECKINNNG CRRRREEWWW! That dumb, stupid bit is catching on to you people, and we love you for it.

Hammy say’s there is absolutely NO production done for The Penalty Box, which is making it’s debut tomorrow at 2pm.

Speaking of The Penalty Box, we give you a preview of what to expect on the show… by talking about the NFL and other sports.

Seeing as though Brett Favre is on the Minnesota Vikings and Hammy hates him now, Mike and King say Hammy is “Gay for Clay”, because he loves Tweeting about Clay Matthews, linebacker of the Packers.

We talked about the new Taylor Swift video where she disses John Mayer.

We discussed the lovely video from this previous Thursday’s episode of Ham Radio of Porn star Madelyn Marie making out with cute show friend Allison.

BREAK 1 SONGS

Three Day’s Grace – I Hate Everything About You
Airborne – Running Wild
Dropkick Murphy’s – Black Velvet Band

1:07

Doug Brian of The Filler Show joins us in studio.

We bash Doug’s Dallas Cowboys for sucking so bad, the Packers beat them by 30 points.

We absolutely LOVE the topless pictures of actress Kat Dennings.

NSFW

Doug talks about a song that reminded him of breaking up with a girlfriend for another girl, but the other girl not wanting him back.

Twitter user @HudsonMargera, AKA @GOPmanPhilly10 and now @EnemyEdgeFM has been trashing us for day’s now. We gave him/her the number of the show and he/she called after making multiple excuses as to why he/she can’t call. He ends up calling and Hammy get’s enraged with him for being a typical internet coward.

Break 2 Songs

The Offspring – One Fine Day
Papa Roach – Time Is Running Out
Rammstein – Pussy

2:46

BREAKING NEWS: Wade Phillips was just fired as head coach of the Cowboys.

Koof of The Filler Show joins us in studio while on a pizza delivery and everyone bashes Hammy for sucking at picking NFL games.

They make fun of Hammy’s girlfriend’s cupcakes that are all over the house for a bake sale at her job tomorrow.

They suggest that Hammy’s girlfriend’s theme song when they discuss her on the show is the Godzilla theme.

They continue to make fun of Hammy and his girlfriend until the show ends.

SHOW ENDS AT 3:26

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The 1970 Southern Airway’s Marshall Team Can Beat The Cowboys

Feedback Line Of The Day

“This cunt is a COWard”

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Kat Dennings

Brainstu Radio Show Recap: 10/25/10

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS

- We discuss NFL week 7 and the outrage over helmet to helmet hits.

- One person shuts down a restaurant establishment by throwing the Muslim card out.

- Wingate sent Hammy an email right before the show started. We discuss what he may have meant in it.

- Elvis Duran is a douche. Hammy talks about the incident that occurred between Uncle Eddie and the Z100 star.

- Nicky the gimp calls and we mess with him about his fake leg and how it has more technology in it than most houses

- Tara from Florida calls and we gawk at her MILF pics.

BREAK 1 SONGS

Seether – Fine Again
Turbonegro – Rendezvous With Anus
The Misfits – Hybrid Moments

BREAK 2 SONGS

Megadeth – Hangar 18
Papa Roach – Last Resort
The Sleeping – Young Vibes

BREAK 3 SONGS

Hardcore Superstar – My Good Reputation
All That Remains – Faithless
Sanctity – Once Again

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Brainstu Radio Show Rundown: 9-17-10

3:00

Hammy yells at Wingate for screwing up his laptop with a link he sent on Twitter that gave his computer a virus.

Hammy discusses what happened on Monday and how he is a dummy for forgetting to record the show. John King, who’s Skyping in today, say’s Monday’s show was a great show.

We discuss Dougie of The Filler Show’s video he showed Hammy on Monday of the guy smashing half his face off while diving into the ocean. Hammy say’s it is the most disgusting video he’s ever seen.

WARNING: You can watch it HERE, but you can’t have a weak stomach. Yes, Brainstu Radio is giving you a warning before showing you something. It’s that gross.

Hammy say’s after watching the video several times, he thinks it might be fake. We discuss whether it’s fake or not. Even if it is fake, it’s still disgusting. Mike say’s if it’s fake, whoever made the guy’s face look like that needs a job in Hollywood as a make up artist STAT.

We talked about the hot Mexician sportsreporter Ines Sainz claiming she was harassed by the New York Jets.

Hammy brought up some pics of this reporter to see if she’s any hot. She is…

After drooling over Ines for a few minutes, we realize she is the first hot female reporter to actually report harassment. Ugly reporters like Suzanne Waldman would be the first to report harassment.

Hammy does an impression of Suzanne and Mike points out his impression sounds a lot like Nicky the Gimp.

BREAK

Break 1 Songs

Metallica – Ride The Lightning
Alice Cooper – I’m Eighteen

4:00

Our old CCM buddy DJ Riddler Rob is in the feedback chat and Hammy informs Mike that Rob loves the show and listens every week. Mike is amazed by this and we tell some stories about the WCCM day’s.

Rob calls the show and say’s we are simulcasting on his show now. Our listeners are not liking the Beyonce playing in the background.

Mike tells a story of Hammy getting blown by a girl in the radio station at CCM.

Rob, Mike and Hammy catch up on what we’ve been doing since CCM. Rob tells some stories of his MC gig he does at local bars. Rob loves the “Wingate-Aroke” bit and throws some ideas. Hammy say’s the only song Wingate should sing is the “Goodbye Horses” song from Silence Of The Lambs. Then the bit would be over, cause nothing would top that.

We tell some more stories before Rob hangs up. John King say’s Rob’s music in the background was horrendous.

We talked about Week 1 of the NFL. Hammy rips on Mike for his 49rs getting stomped by the Seahawks. We go through the week 2 games and make our picks.

BREAK

Break 2 Songs

Dropkick Murphy’s – Captain Kelly’s Kitchen
Guns N Roses – It’s So Easy
The Dead Elvi – Psychedelic Zombie BBQ

4:48

Hammy mentions Lady Gaga’s “meat dress” she wore at the MTV VMA’s last Sunday.

Mike talks about Taylor Swift. Hammy say’s his girlfriend has her new album and it’s the same whiney shit that was on her previous album. Mike say’s she should thank Kanye West for boosting album sales after his rant at last year’s awards show.

Hammy plays the new end bumper for the show based on the Looney tunes theme and Wingate’s “WabaWaba”. Everyone loves it.

Hammy mentions an episode of Dr. Phil he saw with his girlfriend about if our nation is too sensitive or not. He mentions comedian Tommy Davidson always turning it around to black people getting abuse about racism, yet his entire act is doing impressions of other accents…


Douche…

Hammy mentions a black woman on Dr phil being racially profiled at the airport. There was also a woman on that episode that complained about the word “guido” and she calls it “the G word” and screamed at anyone who told her to calm down because they aren’t Italian Americans. Hammy say’s the Jersey shows on TV don’t give Italians a bad name, they give Jersey itself a bad name. “New Jersey. Home of shit smelling roads, mobsters, and now Snooki”

Speaking of Jersey Shore, Hammy say’s he thinks J-Wow is sexy as hell…

We discussed the video from GOP candiate Phil Davidson and how it sounds like a WWE promo..

We make wrestling jokes about Davidson.

King mentions Davidson lost his party’s nomination.

Hammy’s girlfriend comes into the studio. King asks her if the Extendz worked or not for their sex life. She said no they didn’t.

We do some classic “filler” time because the show sucked today. Realizing were not getting some funny material out of anything we discussed, we put a mercy kill on today’s show and left early.

SHOW ENDS AT 5:38

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Feedback Log-In Names Of The Day

Hammy has to pay for an app for his own show
Hammy’s shrunken dick is funnier
Lady gaga’s dress causes meat recalls
WingateGetsAllPussyWetWithHisDrool
Being Muslim is the New Black
phil davidson as WWE heavyweight champion
next ppv: phil davidson vs john cena
smoke break is better than this

Feedback Lines Of The Day

Next year the Mets slogan will be, “at least we aren’t the Pirates”
Is King going to call Kanye a nigger to kill your chances at getting a job at Hot 97?

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Brainstu Radio Show Rundown: August 16th, 2010

12:10

We apologize for being late. Hammy explains the entire floor that the modems for the internet is out of power and he had to rewire the whole house to get us internet.

Mike immediately brings up a bottle of Extenze he and Wingate found in Hammy’s laptop bag.

After some more hazing, Hammy say’s he has lost 20 pounds so far simply by cutting soda out of his diet and doing light work outs.

We discuss the amazing show we had last week involving our friend JM and the very sexy Cassie. Hammy say’s they already went to each others house ALONE and bets they will have sex within 3 weeks.

BREAK

Break 1 Songs

Sweating Bullets – Megadeath
Rainging Blood – Slayer
Anti-Social – Anthrax

1:05

Koof from The Filler Show (Monday’s at 9pm) shows up at the studio.

Wingate shows everyone old pics of him in High School and pics of a 10 year old Mike.

From Hammy’s Twitter


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Koof talks about his cross-country trip around the US and how Roswell, NM wasn’t worth the drive. He talks about the places he went to around the country.

Hammy mentions a new chick he has been talking to on Facebook. He talks about how he is “not tolerable” and an “idiot” and he drove to and from her house and treated her to lunch and a movie. Mike reads an argument this chick and John King had on Hammy’s Facebook update.

Hammy say’s they can be Youtube hits if Wingate remakes the “My New Haircut” video.

Hammy brings up an Email John King received from HNB “management” hyping up their new website name, HearNewJersey.org. We take a look at the site. It is exactly the same thing as HNB’s website. We discuss this useless change of plans Frank is doing for HNB and say the equipment probably still sucks anyway.

BREAK

Break 2 Songs

You can be mine – Guns & Roses
Planet Hell – Nightwish
From Hell they Came – Misfits

2:47

We finish the show talking about Dr. Laura, who said the word “Nigger” a few times on her show to a black listener.

SHOW ENDS AT 3:16

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Feedback Log-In Names Of The Day

hammy’s penis is on welfare
windows freezes faster than hammy’s dick
hammy wants a guy to Extenz a finger into his ass
“One time I dreamed I wasn’t a virgin” Chris Wingate
mike’s penis would beat up hammy’s penis in school
wingate does not say nigga he says Dad
SKYRAVIN is hotter than the concentration camp ovens

Feedback Lines Of The Day

lol so he wasted his money and still has a limp dick
Hammy wants his cock to be big and purple, just like Favre
Mike just needs to think about his fish-tailed, sea-shell bra wearing girl, and slipping in and out of her slimy fishy-hole to get rock hard
DeafNewJersey.com – No One Listens
My pubic hair is shaved into a Star of David… Shalom…
I’m german, so I just want to put my Nazi in her Auschwitz….

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Brainstu Radio Show Rundown: August 2nd, 2010

12:00

We’re back on our normal slot on Monday’s. We are also joined in studio by our friends JM and Nicky.

We discuss Snookie from Jersey Shore getting arrested in Seaside Heights.

We talk about our friend Matt, who was supposed to join us in studio today, but decided to not show up. Hammy reveals he got a text from Matt last night saying he is “fuck buddy’s” with his ex gf Kristi, who he was trashing on last weeks episode. The discussion turns to how good must pussy be for you to do something you said you wouldn’t do.

Mike discusses a bit on Louis CK’s show “Louie”, where he trashed a heckler. Even though it’s a planned “heckler” and it’s part of the script, we think Louis’ lines are hysterical.

We shift gears and discuss Uncle Eddie and the Ham Radio firings. Hammy say’s the lovely Alexis Ford was in their studio and to celebrate the World Cup, they had her masterbate with a Vuvuzela. Eventually Alexis squirted on the floors.


Nice

They posted the Goom logo on the video and the company flipped out, because why wouldn’t an uncensored internet radio company that promotes itself to all demographics, want more followers from this Porn star’s over 8,000 Twitter fans? Sorry she isn’t squeaky clean like Justin Bieber.

Uncle Eddiei is now on the phone. Ucle Eddie says he was lied to about the reason why he was fired and who fired him. He discusses briefly what his upcoming plans are. Mike pimps himself out to join Ham Radio one day. The conversation shifts to Hammy and the famous “girlfriend ranking” incident, which Eddie has never heard before. After busting Hammy’s balls for his infant sized cock, Mike pimps his services out to Eddie, asking to join Ham Radio. Mike say’s Ham Radio and Brainstu Radio can merge and be the “Ringling Brothers” circus of radio with all of the freaks we would bring. Eddie say’s he is loving his Obama bucks he is collecting as a result of being un-employed. After some more comments about Goom and his firing, we wrap up with Eddie and say bye.

BREAK

Break 1 Songs

Breaking Benjamin – So Cold
Metallica – Blackened

1:00

After making a comment on Metallica, we all discuss our favorite Metallica albums and songs and when the band may have sold out or not. JM and Nicky get into a debate over if Metalica is done or not, and what groups are still good. Nicky say’s he sided with Metallica about the Napster incident, and that downloading music is wrong. We all debate on old and new albums from bands and Hammy brings up the new Avenged Sevenfold album, which he gives a 6/10, mainly on production value rather than content of the music.

Hammy tweets a photo of Nicky’s fake leg.

Wingate brings up Hammy’s love for Harry Potter. Hammy say’s if you can get past the wizard theme, it’s an excellent book series. Feedback comes in saying Emma Watson is the only good thing about the Harry Potter movies.

BREAK

Break 2 Songs

Papa Roach – Crash
Rammstein – Moskau
Stone Sour – Come What(ever) May

1:40

Wingate mentions he is going for a job interview at Lenscrafters later today. When he say’s he will be a technician in the back labs, Hammy say’s Wingate will be like Beaker from The Muppets.

Hammy talks about the old Smoke Break shows and that he is uploading all of the episodes one week at a time. He plays some examples of what “great” radio you could hear on the old Smoke Break shows.

After some Cringing moments of Smoke Break audio, we go on break to re-group.

BREAK

Break 3 Songs

Dio – Rainbow In The Dark
Slayer – Decipal
Sanctity – Laws Of Reason

2:30

We discuss a video Hammy found about a newscast from Alabama.

We get distracted with King calling in and banter with him for awhile. Nicky calls him “Don King”. They discuss football for awhile. Mike, Wingate, and King remind Hammy that he didn’t quite pay off the NFL bet from last year dressing in Vikings paint. After some more ball busting between Wingate, Nicky and King, we end the show.

SHOW ENDS AT 3:06

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Hammy Is An Eddie Fanboy
Hammy Should Have Killed Himself On Smoke Break
In Mother Russia, Hammy Fucks you
Oh look I heard that music on O and A!
O & A Should Have Sued Hammy For Stealing Their Bits
O and A ideas + A Producer Who Looks Like A Cub = Smoke Break
O & A Should Punch Hammy For Stealing Their Bits

Feedback Lines Of The Day

-Nicky: The Cyborg Of The Jersey Shore
-Nicky doesn’t want to fuck Snookie because the crabs might infect the electronics in his leg and cause him to involuntarily hop in a circle…
-Have you seen his girl? I’d choose a burger over her flappy cunt
-No no no.. they brought up the fact that Hammy’s fat, white, girlfriend wants a black cock
-Hammy uses generic viagra. Duct tape and popcicle sticks.
-…and Nicky wishes any girl would fuck him. Shit, he’ll probrally take a girl just touching his circut board…
-Nicky’s got the balls… not so much a leg, but balls
-I’m with you nicky! I’m with you on this. I’m starting to get an awful italian accent right here in my home!
-if Nicky had the fame and fortune from a band he would have 50 diamond incrusted legs
-”…and did ovah here, dis is my roobie leg. Is it as fuckin glorious as my fuckin diamond legs or even dah emerald one, but, eh, fuck it, it’s fucking -beuatifulclorious to behold, you know?”
-Hammy is the Taco Bell of musical opinions. Shit in, Shit out
-Guineabots, TRANSFORM!
-I’m gonna leg-jack Nicky and sell his leg for blow..

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Brainstu Radio Show Rundown: July 21st, 2010

12:00

Once again, we are on Ustream and annoyed. Hammy say’s this crash on EdgeFM’s server is ridiculous and say’s at least HNB had a server that ran…. every other day. We agree that doing the show on Ustream isn’t bad as long as the show is recorded properly and there isn’t lag and skips in the recording.

We are joined in studio by our friends Matt, JM and Nicky, who have not been on the show in some time.

We discussed our old show The Smoke Break Show, which was our first attempt at a talk show when we left CCM. Hammy say’s because of listener requests, he is uploading the old shows one week at a time.

Hammy try’s to defend the show by saying what was positive about it.

We brought up the episode a few weeks ago with Chris Hantis. Hammy say’s he talked to Spencer (formerly of Demolition Stereo) after that show for the first time in a year. He mentioned both he and Spencer put the past behind them and wished each other the best in the future. Matt say’s he can’t forgive him after an argument they had about Matt’s Grandmother.

We filled Matt in about the drinking game show a couple of weeks ago. Matt tells some story’s about Hammy drunk at his party’s. Hammy say’s what you hear on that show is what he is like drunk.

We talk about our friends Ham Radio and how they were fired from their job because of something STUPID. Hammy say’s of all of the stupid radio firings, this one was the worst and describes the incident without revealing specific details. Hammy suggests everyone go to their WEBSITE and show some support and email Goom Radio demanding Ham Radio be brought back.

JM and Nicky now arrive in studio.

Nicky mentions he is a huge Howard Stern fan. Hammy say’s he only listens to one satelite radio show (O&A) and how he listens to a free stream from various blogs so he doesn’t need to buy Sirius.

We discuss Hammy’s relationship and how he is practically married to his girlfriend. Nicky say’s Hammy should kill himself and he can take his Transformers collection. Hammy say’s Mike, Wingate and our listeners already split Hammy’s posessions for when he does kill himself. Hammy say’s the show would be original if he did infact kill himself.

Matt brings up a video of a fat guy on Youtube called “Fat Man” eating various items topless. He mentions a video of Fat Man eating an entire block of cheese.

Hammy sees a video of Fat Man eating 5 double cheese burgers from McDonalds.

Hammy is amazed of his voice and say’s he must be retarted because no one would eat this much food just for Youtube ratings. Hammy say’s he is a fat man and this guy makes him look thin. He say’s this guy and those fat people documentary’s on TLC are the perfect motivation for losing weight.

JM say’s now Hammy doesn’t have to feel bad when he eats a Big Mac.

Everyone rips on Matt for watching Fat Man videos for entertainment. Hammy say’s his favorite Youtube search is handicapped sports and shows everyone a video of “Murderball”, which is people in wheelchairs playing rugby.

Nicky say’s rugby is a dumb sport. We rip on him for being a pussy and not wanting to play sports. Hammy say’s Nicky’s high tech fake leg is a few steps away from being a fat C-3P0. We rip on Nicky’s fake leg some more.

Listener Maryanne thinks Nicky sounds like Justin Bieber. JM say’s he hopes Justin Bieber drops dead. Matt brings up Lady Gaga and hopes she drops dead soon. We discuss Gaga and other pop stars.

Mike brings up a job interview he went to. Where? Best Buy. Hammy plays the theme song from The Jeffersons for Mike’s new theme song.

Wingate throws Hammy under the bus and brings up the hot chick Hammy dated in High School now being a model. Hammy shows everyone some pics of her now from her Facebook page and Matt and JM agree Hammy is a dumbass.

Maryanne calls into the show. Wingate throws Hammy under the bus and brings up his Precious look a-like. Hammy tells the story about his Grandfather being disappointed with him for dating a black girl. Hammy say’s he felt bad about not calling her again because he’s a pushover nice guy and tells a story about picking her up at her house and her steroid freak father thinking he was a repo guy just because he is white. JM say’s Hammy and Precious fucking was the real “Clash Of The Titans”.

We bring Jersey Shore and the bad stigma behind Jersey thanks to that show.

Nicky and Maryanne bash one another on their accents.

The guys talk to Maryanne for awhile and try to learn more about her. Hammy talks about sending a pic of his cock to Maryanne and Jen and the two ladies saying he has nothing to complain about. Maryanne say’s Hammy’s cock is just fine. Matt and JM think Hammy photoshopped the pic.

BREAK

Break 1 Songs

Warriors Code – Dropkick Murpheys
Cowboy – Kid Rock
New Divide – Linkin Park

1:41

We return with JM and Nicky discussing the Iron Maiden show they went to at PNC during their 2010 Tour. Nicky hated it and JM loved it.

JM rants about his phone breaking and we discuss smartphones and service contracts. Nicky brings up Apple’s track record and how they make flawless products except the Iphone. Wingate brings up the announcement about the iphone 4 last week to fix the service issue. Hammy rants about Apple fanboys and fangirls wanting and needing to get the newest Apple technology before anyone else. Wingate and Nicky agree on it and why its not a good idea to buy new technology when it first comes out since its buggy.

We bring up AT&T’s service and T-Mobile, along with Verizon not getting the iphone like people think will happen. Nicky hates Mac computers. Hammy loves Macs and Apple products.

Moving on, we discuss Obama and Congress renewing unemployment benifits earlier this week. Hammy say’s people need to stop bitching about not having a job, because McDonald’s and your local supermarkets are always hiring. Nicky and JM say it’s a matter of pride and honor that some people wont bring themselves to work at Shoprite or McDonalds.

Matt brings up the Lockade bomber getting a hero’s welcome back home after his bombing of a plane in Scotland.

We talk about the Muslims who want to build a mosque near the Ground Zero site after 9/11. We all bring up our dislike for that and Matt rants about Obama. Matt and Wingate bring up how Guliani turned NYC around when he was Mayor and should have run fully for President. We get into polticial talk with everyone saying their opinions about abortion and stem cell research. Nicky keeps bringing up how he shouldn’t have to wear a seat belt after getting tickets. Hammy say’s people not wearing seatbelts is the reason he has high insurance, along with driving like an asshole.

We make jokes about Nicky’s electronic leg. Mike makes a Battlestar Galactica joke about it that Wingate got. We bring up people we’d like to see as President. Everyone makes Hammy do his horrendous Richard Nixon impression. We rip on Nicky’s robotic leg some more.

BREAK

Break 2 Songs

Coming Undone – Korn
Sweating Bullet’s – Megadeath
Battery – Metallica

3:01

We return to announce that EdgeFM is back online and our show would be back to normal next week.

Hammy brings up his cute baby pictures from infant to 11 years old. We joke about what happened to turn him from cute kid to overweight internet radio host.

Hammy say’s he used to play Dance Dance Revolution all of the time. Mike and Wingate beg Hammy to find pictures of him doing it.

Ustream stops running so we get back on edgefm to continue recording and running.

(Editor’s Note: If you listen to today’s show, right around here the audio cuts out. That’s because Ustream only records up to 3 hours at once, so we had to make the switch to EdgeFM. In total, around 2 minutes of show was lost. Sorry about that.)

Now that were finally on EdgeFM, Hammy play’s some Mel Gibson audio for our three guests which they never heard before.

Everyone LOVES Mel Gibson. Hammy say’s someone already made a soundboard of Mel Gibson rants from his tapes. Matt, JM and Nicky say they want Mel yelling “Just smile and blow me” as their ringtone.

We bring up the folks at GodHatesFags protesting Comic Con because the nerds should read the Bible instead.

We finally bring up how teens are using digital drugs to get high.

Hammy doesn’t understand what the big deal is, so we watch some “digital drugs” to see if it really does anything.

Hammy say’s the second video made him dizzy, but nothing like these news story’s claim that will happen to you, happened to him. We rule on this as typical parents outraged over something silly.

With that, we end the show.

SHOW ENDS AT 3:30

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Brainstu Radio Show Rundown: July 12th, 2010

12:15

Because the EdgeFM server is down, we are broadcasting on Justin.TV. Hammy apologizes for the lag in the stream and mentions all of the programs he is running at the same time to make sure the stream goes over well. Our “camera” is the broadcast computer screen. Hammy say’s everyone can see exactly what is going on now, but everyone just wants Hammy to put up some porn pics. We put up a pic of the lovely Faye Reagan.

We mention the last show we did and Hammy say’s he will never get drunk on the show ever again.

We discussed the World Cup and how it’s finally over. Mike is upset that the vuvuzela’s are gone, but still insists he will buy one.

Hammy’s computer is really slow right now and he say’s he can already tell the recording will be very jumpy and lagging.

Wingate mentions his power was out last week during the heatwave and had no air conditioning.

We discuss the EdgeFM server being down and how it sucks we can’t do the show like we normally do. Hammy say’s the sooner the EdgeFM server get’s back online, the better.

Hammy mentions adopting a new kitten over the weekend and naming it Charlie.

Everyone rips on Hammy for turning into the crazy cat lady.

We talk about eating Taco Bell before the show and Mike rips on Hammy for eating a lot.

Mike talks about a car accident that happened in front of his house and how his car has no rear lights anymore. Hammy say’s this is the first time since we were in the old HNB studios that he picked Mike up for a show.

All of the sudden we get bounced out of JustinTV and the channel is banned. Someone complained about the nude chick in the chat and the account has been deleted. Hammy is furious that nudity is so offensive to people.

We are now a typical pre-taped podcast until we can figure something out how to return live.

Maryanne from Boston calls the show and we discuss Hammy’s kitten obsession and the JustinTV situation.

Maryanne talks about going to an old fashioned drive-in movie theater the other night.

Hammy say’s we will shut down the show until he can get a Ustream account ready to go.

BREAK

Break 1 Songs

Nightwish – The Poet And The Pendulum
Guns N Roses – November Rain

1:30

We are now on Ustream and will use Ustream until the EdgeFM server is fixed. You can find our Ustream channel HERE.

We discuss Mel Gibson and his very racist hateful phone call that is causing some trouble for the actor.

Hammy is very happy Mel Gibson is this awesome and say’s Mel is his hero.

Mike saw Despicable Me and Predators over the week and liked both of them.

We bring up the show “Louie”, which stars one of our favorite comedians Louis CK. Hammy say’s he’s not as into it as he thought he would be.

We discuss Lebron James deciding to go to the Miami Heat and talk about this video of some fans in Ohio watching his decision special in a bar.

Mike reads a letter the owner of the Cavs posted on the teams’ website. Hammy say’s Brett Favre can finally not be the only one blamed for making his life a media circus.

We get distracted by a new listener, Erin, in the Ustream chat. Turns out this Erin chick went to CCM with us. She calls the show and Mike catches up with her.

Eventually, it is revealed that John King, who is known for being the biggest ball buster on the show, has a soft spot for her. Everyone jumps on King and rip on him for still having a crush on Erin.

Erin say’s she would love to come in studio next week. Mike say’s he can’t do a Monday show, but when we re-schedule the show, Erin will get an invite.

After some more ball busting for King, we wrap up and say bye.

SHOW ENDS AT 3:34

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None, since we weren’t in the uber cool EdgeFM chat room today.

Feedback Lines Of The Day

“No naked pictures of Kristie? Oh wait… nevermind… beastiality laws and such…”
“Wingate your moms a redhead that takes a Blackhead.”
“I’m with mel… i hope this cunt gets raped by a bunch of Nig… erian immigrants.”
“Hammy to Erin: Hey baby… ever been engulfed in a layer of blubber for warmth?”
“We all have out perversions… i like hot girls with nice asses… Erin likes sex with geriatric men.”

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Brainstu Radio Show Rundown: June 21st, 2010

12:00

We’re joined in the studio by Chris Hantis, songwriter and musician. He immediately starts talking about Demolition Stereo, a band we were associated with until a year ago when our friends Matt, JM and Jeff said some things.

Chris continues to discuss his new projects and how he and Spencer from Demolition Stereo got in another band and plugs Menace And The Hellfire’s Myspace.

Hammy say’s Wingate is an up and coming musician and play’s the newest “Wingate-Aroke”, Katy Perry’s “I Kissed A Girl”.

BREAK

Break 1 Songs

Wingate-aroke – “I Kissed a Girl”
AC-DC – Shoot to Thrill
Marilyn Manson- Tainted Love

12:44

Wingate HATED the Marilyn Manson cover of “Tainted Love”. Hammy defends it saying it’s a different take on the classic song.

We talked about the World Cup and the wonderful Vuvuzela’s that are sweeping the nation…

Wingate brings up an article that a NYC councilman say’s it is racist to ban the horns at the World Cup.

Hammy say’s he despises the horns, but say’s they are the greatest thing to annoy someone with.

Mike say’s he is going to order a Vuvuzela and bring it to the show. We throw out an idea to re-do classic songs using a vuvuzela instead of a guitar.

We move on to movie talk, where Chris talked about the movies Teeth and Human Centipede. Mike brings up the new Romeo “Survivor of the Dead” film and they discuss zombie movies. Hammy saw Splice and he say’s he hated it. Hammy brings up getting ripped on on Twitter for loving Toy Story 3.

Hammy brings up Lady Gaga and her recent appearence at Yankee Stadium wearing nothing but a bra, panties and an open Yankees jersey. Hammy complains that celebrities can do anything they want and get away with it. Mike calls Hammy gay for complaining about a half naked woman.

We discuss Reality Addiction, who recently asked us to remove their video from our Youtube account. Hammy say’s while he was annoyed at first, he understands if a band wants good publicity, because our other videos on Youtube aren’t exactly kid friendly.

Chris talks about rock stars claiming to be rock stars that are really just pussies underneath it all.

We discuss celebrity deaths and musician deaths the past year.

Feedback comes in saying the show is off the air. Mike brings up EdgeFM on his laptop and it is playing fine. We admit the show isn’t going that well today and it is a total crash.

BREAK

Break 2 Songs

Menace And The Hellfire – Outlaw
Avenged Sevenfold – Chapter 4

1:30

Hammy say’s he liked the Menace And The Hellfire song a lot.

Chris plays a song from his solo project. We get calls and feedback saying he wasn’t that good. Chris say’s nobody’s perfect and there are people who will hate on everything. Mike & Hammy say today’s show was a stinker so bad, we don’t even want to finish the show. We thank Chris for coming in and apologize for sucking horribly.

SHOW ENDS AT 1:35

WE COME BACK ON AT 1:48

We came back to the show because we never quit a show early for sucking, so why start now.

Wingate brings up a video of Vince the Shamwow guy doing a commercial for Eminem’s new cd “Recovery”.

Someone from Menace And The Hellfire logs into the feedback chat. We think it’s someone fucking with us, but after Hammy reads his IP Address, it isn’t one of our regulars. Hammy admits Chris wasn’t the most exciting guest we had and the first hour of the show was a flop. Hammy goes on to say Chris was an exellent guest when he was in Demolition Stereo and came onto the show. Chris admitted he was drunk that whole time, which explains his different personality today. Hammy say’s he’s not trashing the band and actually likes the music, but doesn’t want another incident like what happened a year ago. Hammy mentions he had an issue with Spencer, the guitar player, but he put that in the past and is over it and actually wouldn’t mind talking to him again.

Wingate mentions Mike talking about a possible fuck buddy on the way to the show. Hammy asks why Wingate didn’t mention this before.

We rip on Mike for being the last resort to a chick because she texts dirty things to him once in a while. We discuss if the girl actually likes Mike or not.

Hammy throws out an open invite to the girl (she supposedly listens to the show) to come on and discuss things with Mike. Hammy promises he won’t be that disgusting with her.

BREAK

Break 3 Songs

Guns & Roses – Night Train
Hell Yeah – Hell Yeah
Iron Maiden -Wasted Years

2:47

Wingate brings up two “haters” of his sending him several messages through Facebook threatening to beat him up. Hammy points out Wingate sounds a little scared. Wingate shows everybody pics of these guy’s and everyone laughs at him for being afraid to talk back to faggot nerd kids, but not afraid to talk back to John King and Pettiebone, who are much more intimidating then these kids.

Hammy randomly blurts out he dumped a fat chick in High School who is now a model with one of the best body’s Hammy say’s he’s ever seen.

Hammy shows everyone some pics of her. Feedback comes in calling Hammy our “Dumb Ass Of The Week” for dumping this girl.

Mike say’s there is no way he would still be dating her today because she’s this hot.

Mike takes a pic of Hammy’s High School senior year picture and laughs at his perfectly parted hair down the center of his head.

After some more teasing for Hammy dumping a hot girl, we decide to have some fun next week and have an on-air drinking game. We come up with some rules that Hammy will have to take a Jello shot every time Wingate fucks up a word, and Wingate will have to take a shot every time Hammy say’s something racist or hateful. Everyone in feedback agrees it will be funny. Hammy say’s Mike will have to run the board, because he doesn’t trust himself drunk with $300 headphones and the board.

SHOW ENDS AT 4:00

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Flock Of Seagulls Hammy
Hammy Beat A Trooper For His Chips
Hammy Prefers Bulldogs To Hot Chicks
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Mike’s Imaginary Sexting Whore

Feedback Lines Of The Day

“Telling by this guy’s voice… if he ever tea-bagged someone it might be fatal…”
“Wingate needs to breath more inbetween words…his tongue needs its own air supply.”
“This guy’s got the same mannerisims as Cleveland Brown…”
“This show is what happens when you divide by 0.”
“Hammy’s dead Grandpa’s ashes would have been a better guest.”
“Wingate sounds like a more retarded Chris “Mad Dog” Russo.”
“Mike an Bulldog II, Sittin in a tree, Playing a game of D & D….”
“She became thin because some fat fucking loser dumped her.”
“She went from Jabba to Han.”

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Brainstu Radio Show Rundown: June 14th, 2010

12:00

We begin talking about our 2 week break to reformat the show and how we needed a break.

Hammy mentions there are people washing the outside of his house today, so he apologizes if anyone hears any extra noise.

Mike talks about going to Governor’s Island for a concert with friends and he talks about getting glitter thrown on him and having a strange encounter with a guy on the subway.

Hammy brings up our former “friends” at HNB, more specifically, Frank. Hammy mentions the recent drama going on with HNB and how he tried helping out other shows who are sick of paying Frank money to do a show.

Mike and Hammy both say if there was a world series for bridge burning, Brainstu Radio would be champions.

Hammy mentions the band Reality Addiction, who was on the show over a year ago. He mentions an email he got from the band sounding like they give a shit about the show and asking to remove the video. We discuss fake attitudes bands have and how the music industry looks for other things except your studio work. Our friend from CCM Alyssa now works for Sony records and Hammy talks about having a conversation with her on this subject. It is brought up Hammy and Alyssa once had a fling. Wingate asks Hammy where Alyssa ranks for blow job’s, and he saws #2 on air, since his girlfriend stepped up her game. No one believes him.

We get distracted by the lovely “booth babes” on G4.

Mike mentions he saw “Get him to the Greek”, which he liked a lot.

Mike say’s although he has a shitty stand up act, Russell Brand is a hilarious comedy actor.

We talk about Lady Gaga, who recently went to her sister’s High School graduation. Hammy is annoyed with her because she soaked up all of the attention at her own sister’s graduation by dressing the way she does.

We debate whether Gaga is hot or not. Mike say’s Hammy would fuck her given his track record of ugly chicks he’s been with.

Mike brings up a possible stand-up show this week and mentions a friend of the show, Pat, and a possible open-mic night on Thursday.

Hammy explains his on-air breakdown on the show 2 weeks ago. He talks about not being able to let shit go and holding a lot of things in. He mentions holding in a lot of stress since his Grandfather died in October. Hammy mentions he is starting to see an anger management therapist and he talks about writing down all of the names of the people he is pissed off at including an old friend of his who 10 years ago had an affair with Hammy’s girlfriend at the time. Hammy apologizes to the listeners for blowing up like that and promises it won’t happen again. We talked about our show meeting we had last week at the diner and mentioned some new things we are planning for the show.

Hammy mentions he ate a Big mac for the first time in a month. He say’s he felt sick after he ate it and will never eat fast food again.

Mike mentions how he is now dieting and has lost some weight over the past couple of weeks.

Wingate mentions an ex girlfriend stalked him on livejournal calling him a pathetic loser out of nowhere. He mentions how she supposedly listened to the show and how Mike and Hammy are using him.

Hammy mentions how he know has a soundboard of Wingate’s lines and wants to promote them as ringtones. He say’s Pettiebone is making some ringtones of Wingate and if you want the ringtones find him on Twitter at : @TheBoomBapShow

BREAK

Break 1 Songs

Metallica – And Justice For All
Misfits – From Hell they Came

1:27

We come back discussing which were Metallica’s best and worst albums.

Mike mentions tickets for the 2010 Ozzfest isn’t selling very well, due to Motley Crue’s headlining. We discuss concerts we enjoyed and hated. Hammy says his best concert experience was the Dropkick Murpheys. Mike explained the lineup for Ozzfest 2010:The Lineup

Hammy tells how he’s joining Wingate with “Team Hippie” for the oil spill in the Gulf. Wingate and Hammy debate back and forth about the fault behind the oil spill and trying to plug it up. Hammy and Wingate are disgusted with the way the country is handling this. “Jesse Ventura” explains about the conspiracy behind it. We debate about whether Obama planned it or not to gain support.

Hammy mentions that enough oil that would fill the gas tanks of 1000 cars a week is spilling into the Gulf every day. Hammy say’s Americans will still go on vacation this year because they think they are entitled to and don’t give a shit about the damage to the enviroment. Hammy say’s while people have the right to buy Escalades, they shouldn’t complain about gas prices. Hammy mentions a video of his favorite show Top Gear, where they compared a Prius to a BMW in terms of gas prices and enviromental damage.

Hammy also mentions a car made by Honda that operates on liquid Hydrogen, which he say’s is the future of cars because Hydrogen is the most vast element on the planet.

John King on feedback disagrees with Hammy and say’s it’s very damaging to the enviroment to liquify hydrogen. We debate on whether this car is worth it in the long run or not.

Moving on, we discuss the World Cup and Wingate brings up with a Vuvuzela is that is sweeping the World Cup.

Hammy wonders about going to games with people making annoying noises and blowing those horns the whole game. Hammy say’s the only annoying thing about Green Bay fans is the annoying Cheese Head hats.

Hammy plays the vuvusela horn and we dub it the “Dumb Horn”, which will be played whenever anyone, specifically Wingate, will say something annoying or dumb.

BREAK

Break 2 Songs

Offspring – It’ll be a long time
Ozzy – Over the mountain
Clutch – The mob goes wild

2:24

Hammy discusses new shows coming onto EdgeFM and Koof’s show The Filler Show returning from hiatus. Hammy say’s within a year, EdgeFM will be a huge internet radio network.

Mike brings up the Microsoft conference at E3 where Project Natal was renamed and how it uses motion sensors for games. We mention an argument in feedback going on between Clutch and John King about teachers and the school system.

Mike, Hammy and Wingate discuss their previous school systems and how they failed or didn’t fail them back in High School.

Hammy and Wingate bring up the World Cup increasing US interest in the sport. Wingate brings up some of the recent soccer scores while Mike pays more attention to the Italy world cup match on tv. Mike explains how scoring and rankings work in WC soccer to Hammy, who doesn’t know anything.

Hammy asks if we should discuss the Gary Coleman 911 call. It’s been in the news for over a week, so we decide not to mention it, but here is the call:

Wingate brings up that the wife did it. Hammy moves on and discusses Miley Cyrus telling woment hat they need to work harder in the entertainment business.

Our “Dumb Ass Of The Week” is a naked man claiming to be Jesus, caused a 5 car accident.

Maryanne from Boston posts an article in feedback about a man who tried to vaccume gasoline out of his tank, igniting him, the van and his house. We name this guy our true “Dumb Ass Of The Week”.

Hammy talks about eating a sandwich at work and 4 lovely women walked past him with disgust as he was eating the sandwhich.

We get interuppted by the rules and amazing stamina of the players of World Cup soccer.

Hammy mentions our guest 4th mike for next week’s show will be Chris Hantis, formerly of Demolition Stereo and now bass player of Menance And The Hell Fire. We wrap up and say bye.

SHOW ENDS AT 3:04

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Sarah Jessica Parkers Feeding Bowl
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Reality AdDICKtion
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