We’re back, and we’re available for download again after last week’s lost episode. We plugged our buddy’s new show an unnecessary amount of time, talked shit (literally) about the Last Supper, whiskey-dick, my porn star gym teacher, water bed humping, and cougars.

Catch this show here. If you haven’t already, subscribe to The EDGE to download automatically to your Apple devices, and Zunes. We also have an Iphone app available. You can listen to any show without having to download it.

Here’s some other stuff we touched upon…..

• What celebrities would you have a threesome with?
  -Mike’s answer was Beyonce and Shakira
  -My answer was Taylor Swift and Balki from Perfect Strangers
  
• My Zune lives!
• Man replaces girlfriend with real doll
  
• School gets rid of swing set, keeps monkey bars….
• Limp dicks, dolphin sex, RJ’s show, Hitler FM, and moving to San Francisco
  
• Mike’s Cripple Of The Week- Parabeauty4U2 from Disabled Passions
• Declawing a Cougar
• That gay site, KGB
• The Last Supper…Edge FM Style
  

  We had a lot of fun tonight and don’t give a fuck if you didn’t. Ha! Hope you join us next week. Fuck Baddog.

He’s no stranger to Edge FM, being a host on both The Filler Show and The Edge, but now, RJ is really testing his radio chops by going solo. Starting Monday, September 6, he’ll be going live every Monday evening at 9pm pst on the Talk Stream following The Filler Show. Check out RJ’s show page and links to stay connected.

The playlist for this week’s show.. all the hits you can dance to! Next week, I’m planning a special Labor Day Weekend mixshow for The Bounce!

Hour 1 -

Black Eyed Peas – Rock That Body
Jay Sean (ft. Lil Wayne) – Down
Jay Z (ft. UGK) – Big Pimpin’
Ke$ha – Your Love Is My Drug
Lady Gaga – Poker Face
Kid Cudi – Day n Nite (Crookers Remix)
Real McCoy – Another Night
Jay Z (ft. Rihanna & Kanye West) – Run This Town
Chris Brown – With You
Ne-Yo – Closer
Kim Sozzi – Feel Your Love
Rednex – Cotton-Eye Joe
Color Me Badd – All 4 Love
Jason DeRulo – In My Head
Sean Kingston – Face Drop

Hour 2 -

Kat DeLuna (ft. Elephant Man) – Everybody Dance
Mike Posner – Cooler Than Me (Radio Mix)
Auburn (ft. IYAZ) – La La La
Selena Gomez & The Scene – Round and Round
Enrique Inglesias (ft. Pitbull) – I Like It
T.I. (ft. Keri Hilson) – Got Your Back
Raghav (ft. Kardinal Offishall) – So Much
Kat DeLuna (ft. Fo Onassis) – NY/NJ Gurls
B.O.B (ft. Hayley Williams) – Airplanes
Ray J (ft. Pitbull) – 1 Thing Leads to Another
David Guetta (ft. Jackie Boyz) – Girls Everywhere
La Roux – Bulletproof
Drake – What If I Kissed You
Katy Perry – Teenage Dream
Bruno Mars – Just The Way You Are
Lady Gaga (ft. Beyonce) – Telephone (DJ Dan Vocal Remix)
Pitbull – Calle Ocho

Hour 3 –

Usher (ft. Pitbull) – DJ Got Us Falling in Love Again
Flo-Rida (ft. David Guetta) – Club Can’t Handle Me
Ke$ha – Take It Off
B.O.B (ft. Rivers Cuomo) – Magic
Jay Sean (ft. Nicki Minaj) – 2012
Young Money (ft. Lloyd) – Bedrock
Ne-Yo – Beautiful Monster
David Guetta (ft. Akon) – Sexy Bitch
Aaron Fresh – Turn Me On
Taio Cruz – Dynamite
Cascada – Evacuate the Dancefloor
Travie McCoy (ft. Bruno Mars) – Billionaire (DJ Yonny Remix)
INNA – Amazing
David Guetta (ft. Kid Cudi) – Memories
Darude – Sandstorm
Terror Fabulous – Action [Long Reggae Mix]

A lot of great music variety from yesterday and today.. here’s the playlist for this week!

Hour 1 -

Collage – I’ll Be Loving You
Black Eyed Peas – Don’t Phunk With My Heart
Flyleaf – All Around Me
Katy Perry – Waking Up in Vegas
Daughtry – No Surprise
Journey – Seperate Ways (Worlds Apart)
Jennifer Lopez – Love Don’t Cost a Thing
Ace of Base – The Sign
Shinedown – If You Only Knew
Gwen Stefani – The Sweet Escape
Pussycat Dolls (ft. Busta Rhymes) – Don’t Cha
Prince – Raspberry Beret
Savage Garden – I Knew I Loved You
Lady Gaga – Bad Romance
Ricky Martin – Livin’ La Vida Loca
DJ Sammy & Yanou – Heaven

Hour 2 -

Maroon 5 – Misery
Beyonce – Single Ladies (Put a Ring On It)
Bon Jovi – Runaway
Mariah Carey – Vision of Love
98 Degrees – My Everything
Goo Goo Dolls – Slide
Kelly Clarkson – I Do Not Hook Up
Simple Minds – Don’t You (Forget About Me)
No Doubt – Just a Girl
The Police – Can’t Stand Losing You
Jason DeRulo – In My Head
Kylie Minogue – Can’t Get You Out of My Head
LeAnn Rimes – Can’t Fight the Moonlight
Bryan Adams – Summer of ’69
Christina Aguilera – What a Girl Wants
Destiny’s Child – Say My Name
Usher (ft. Pitbull) – DJ Got Us Falling in Love Again

The usual. Bad phone line, sex with senior citizens, death wishes, guy talk, reminiscing, failed Haitian Presidential run, dating sites, feeble minds, a bleeding scrotum, sex with food, and dating advice. Also, our former co-host called in to plug his upcoming solo show. Mike also had fun bragging about his 3 internet radio gigs to my one. Booooo.

(OOPSIE! I think all of the “tard” talk got to Mike’s brain. This week’s show wasn’t saved do to Mike not changing the letter ‘E’ to ‘F’ for his new hard drive.)

If you didn’t listen…well shame on you! Catch you next week

Be sure to keep checking back for more news about The RJ Show, and a possible show tied into a very, very popular internet mob game…..Thanks for listening.

You think our shows are crazy? Wait until you see our search terms list. Search terms are words that are usually “Bing’d” or “Googled” that lead the searcher to this site. Our hosts here, including yours truly, talk some crazy shit, so a lot of stuff is no surprise, but some terms are downright disturbing. Mike and I occasionally go over some of the terms during our show.

Here’s a few that will get you shaking your head….

augustus gloop
coma rape porn
owen hart death
patrick swayze has aids
the big penis book
chris benoit death photos
fat fuck
kurt cobain suicide note
patient rape porn
uncensored touching
stephenie tanner
sal- bunny girl
has bam bam bigelow killed anyone
staring at breasts
dip my balls in sweet cream
robotsex
luke perry bulge
sanda bullock vagina
fat ukulele player
kermit i hope you die
the big penis
olivia munn pee-pee
ugly guidos
wingate you dont know the bitches he knows
eyebrow mishap
penis mutilation
analprolapse
saladandchips.com

Are you responsible for any of these search terms? Anyway…I thought I’d share some of the crazy stuff we say behind the scenes here at Edge FM. Coma rape porn? Really? Sickos!

All the hits you can dance to… like always.

Hour 1 -

David Guetta (ft. Estelle) – One Love
T.I. (ft. Rihanna) – Live Your Life
Lady Gaga (ft. LMFAO) – LoveGame (Party Rock Remix)
Pitbull (ft. Akon) – Shut It Down
Sean Kingston/Justin Bieber – Eenie Meenie
Sean Paul – So Fine
DMX – Party Up
Dirty Vegas – Days Go By
Soulja Boy Tell ‘Em – Kiss Me Thru the Phone
Akon – Beautiful
Melanie C – I Turn to You
Britney Spears – 3
Maroon 5 – Misery
Enrique Inglesias (ft. Akon) – One Day at a Time
IYAZ – Replay (Remix)
Static Revenger & Richard Vission (ft. Luciana) – I Like That

Hour 2 -

Usher (ft. Pitbull) – DJ Got Us Falling in Love Again
Mike Posner – Another Love Song
Mariah Carey – Obsessed
Eminem – The Real Slim Shady
Ke$ha – Take It Off
Kat DeLuna (ft. Fo Onassis) – NY/NJ Gurls
Raghav (ft. Kardinal Offishall) – So Much
Drake – What If I Kissed You
Bruno Mars – Just The Way You Are
T.I. (ft. Keri Hilson) – Got Your Back
Rihanna – Rude Boy
B.O.B (ft. Hayley Williams) – Airplanes
Selena Gomez & The Scene – Round and Round
Three 6 Mafia (ft. Tiesto, Flo-Rida & Sean Kingston) – Feel It
Usher (ft. will.i.am & Joe Budden) – OMG (Remix)
Notorious B.I.G. – Mo Money Mo Problems

Hour 3 -

Flo-Rida & David Guetta – Club Can’t Handle Me
Ray J (ft. Pitbull) – 1 Thing Leads to Another
Sean Kingston (ft. Pitbull) – Fire Burning (Remix)
Enrique Inglesias (ft. Pitbull) – I Like It
Taio Cruz (ft. Jennifer Lopez) – Dynamite
Jay Sean (ft. Nicki Minaj) – 2012
Auburn (ft. IYAZ) – La La La
David Guetta (ft. Chris Willis, Fergie & LMFAO) – Gettin Over You
Kat DeLuna (ft. Elephant Man) – Everybody Dance
Kat DeLuna (ft. Akon) – Push Push (David Guetta Remix)
Lady Gaga (ft. Colby O’Donis) – Just Dance
Mike Posner – Cooler Than Me
B.O.B (ft. Rivers Cuomo) – Magic
Selena Gomez & The Scene – Naturally (Dave Aude Radio Remix)
Mary J. Blige – Family Affair
Justin Timberlake – Summer Love

I thought it’d be cool to share some of our top markets with our listeners.

In the US, you would think NY/NJ would be our top area, since Mike and I are located there, but San Antonio is so far ahead of any other city. Weird.

Top US markets for The Edge

1 San Antonio
2 New York
3 Philadelphia
4 Dallas / Ft. Worth
5 San Francisco / Oakland / San Jose
6 Chicago
7 Birmingham
8 Los Angeles
9 San Diego
10 Boston MA / Manchester

Two huge Texas cities in the top 5? We’re still trying to figure it out…but thanks fellas. Three big cities in CA too. I wonder if our former co-host is the reason the Bay Area is in the top 5. Thanks RJ! Now I’m starting to think about the Texas cities. I believe they’re on the list because our former, former co-host’s forehead takes up half the state.

Top 10 Countries

1 United States
2 Taiwan
3 New Zealand
4 Korea, Republic of
5 Brazil
6 Canada
7 Japan
8 Luxembourg
9 Australia
10 Russia

I wonder what our appeal is in the orient??? We’ll take it either way. Thanks Asia…me love you long time!

Lots of variety in tonight’s show.. thanks to those who listened!

Hour 1 -

Depeche Mode – People Are People
Roy Orbison – You Got It
Sean Kingston – Beautiful Girls
UB40 – Can’t Help Falling in Love
Weezer – Island in the Sun
The Drifters – Save the Last Dance For Me
Marvin Gaye – Let’s Get It On
The Cars – Just What I Needed
The Cover Girls – Show Me
Madonna – La Isla Bonita
Baby Bash – Suga Suga
The Archies – Sugar Sugar
Kansas – Carry On Wayward Son
Rick James – Superfreak
Oingo Boingo – Little Girls
Bread – Everything I Own

Hour 2 -

Vertical Horizon – Everything You Want
Travie McCoy (ft. Bruno Mars) – Billionaire
Four Tops – I Can’t Help Myself
Sweet – Fox on the Run
Weezer – Don’t Let Go
Kat DeLuna (ft. Elephant Man) – Whine Up
The Righteous Brothers – Unchained Melody
The Hollies – The Air That I Breathe
Billy Idol – Hot in the City
Dead or Alive – You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)
REO Speedwagon – Take It on the Run
*NSync – Bye Bye Bye
Britney Spears – Oops!…I Did It Again
Tonic – If You Could Only See
Crowded House – Something So Strong
Split Enz – I Got You
Tony Orlando & Dawn – Knock Three Times

12:10

We apologize for being late. Hammy explains the entire floor that the modems for the internet is out of power and he had to rewire the whole house to get us internet.

Mike immediately brings up a bottle of Extenze he and Wingate found in Hammy’s laptop bag.

After some more hazing, Hammy say’s he has lost 20 pounds so far simply by cutting soda out of his diet and doing light work outs.

We discuss the amazing show we had last week involving our friend JM and the very sexy Cassie. Hammy say’s they already went to each others house ALONE and bets they will have sex within 3 weeks.

BREAK

Break 1 Songs

Sweating Bullets – Megadeath
Rainging Blood – Slayer
Anti-Social – Anthrax

1:05

Koof from The Filler Show (Monday’s at 9pm) shows up at the studio.

Wingate shows everyone old pics of him in High School and pics of a 10 year old Mike.

From Hammy’s Twitter

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Koof talks about his cross-country trip around the US and how Roswell, NM wasn’t worth the drive. He talks about the places he went to around the country.

Hammy mentions a new chick he has been talking to on Facebook. He talks about how he is “not tolerable” and an “idiot” and he drove to and from her house and treated her to lunch and a movie. Mike reads an argument this chick and John King had on Hammy’s Facebook update.

Hammy say’s they can be Youtube hits if Wingate remakes the “My New Haircut” video.

Hammy brings up an Email John King received from HNB “management” hyping up their new website name, HearNewJersey.org. We take a look at the site. It is exactly the same thing as HNB’s website. We discuss this useless change of plans Frank is doing for HNB and say the equipment probably still sucks anyway.

BREAK

Break 2 Songs

You can be mine – Guns & Roses
Planet Hell – Nightwish
From Hell they Came – Misfits

2:47

We finish the show talking about Dr. Laura, who said the word “Nigger” a few times on her show to a black listener.

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