Doug Brian of The Filler Show (Tuesdays 9pm-12am right here on EdgeFm.net) joined us once again!

We start off talking about Doug’s dry spell and debating whether a dry spell is no sex at all or just not having sex with a new partner.

The theme for tonight was Sex Myths. We discussed the myths from the articles below:

Top Nine Sex Myths You Need to Know

6 Ridiculous Sex Myths (That Are Actually True)

Urban Legends-Sex and Scandal

Doug says, although he cannot find any proof to back it up, that when you fart, the anus opens up, sucks air in, in order to push the gas out. We decided that Doug has a magical asshole and can make it queef on command.

Sex Myths submitted from the listeners:

• SEX Myth: Douching with Coca-Cola is supposed to kill sperm; although this is true, it is not recommended as it can cause harm to the reproductive track. PLEASE ADVISE YOUR LISTENERS NOT TO TRY THIS!!
• Sex Myth-you can use Saran Wrap as a condom if you dont have one. FALSE! (trust me, it doesn’t work well AT ALL!)
• Sex Myth: Pulling out before you blow your load will prevent pregnancy. FALSE! Pre-cum has sperm in it so you can get your partner pregnant, even if you pull out. (thats for you DOUG) :)
• From Richard Gere shoving gerbils up his ass to the peanut butter lady and her dog, this is a must download show! Go to http://brainstumedia.com/ under “media” to download last night’s show as well as all the other shows Brainstu Media has to offer!

  We’re in a commercial sex beat off” competition with The Clutch and Wiggle Experience (Thursdays 8-10pm on EdgeFm.net) Here’s the music selection we chose for this week’s break:

  Darling Nikki-Prince
  
  The Fuck Shop-2 Live Crew
  
  What’s Your Fantasy-Ludacris
  

  We have a special announcement!! Doug will be our PERMANENT 4th mic on the show after he heals his special fried rice! Please join us in welcoming him to the Lust N Love family! Yay Dougalicious!

…FACE IT. This year hasn’t been easy on anybody, with the economy the way it is, people have been cutting back on spending dramatically. That DOESN’T give you the green light to ignore those around you who supply you with the services of your daily life. People such as the babysitter, hairdresser, and housekeeper are among the many who wouldn’t be wrong to get a little extra this time of year. Below is a bit of an explanation from NY’s 92.3 Now, followed by an article from CBS News.

Doormen:

$50-$100, or any combination of $50 + wine, fruit basket, flowers, gift certificate, etc. These are people that see you everyday, sign for your packages, make sure no one gets into your building that doesn’t belong there, and serve as a liaison to the service people. You want them to like you.

Nanny:

An extra weeks pay. I don’t feel like I need to explain why child care workers are so important, they take care of your children. Let them know they’re appreciated.

Hair Dresser:

It’s customary to slip them an extra $20 this time of year. If you’re faithful to the same person for years and years, a personal gift might work as well. Either way, this is someone in charge of making you look amazing, bangs beware, you want them on your side.

Housekeeper:

An extra weeks pay, unless you have more than one person who cleans at a time, then chocolates or gift certificates would work better.

Mail Carrier:

A gift somewhere around $20, gift certificates work pretty well. I mean, how well do you know your mail carrier?

Newspaper deliver person:

$10 is customary.

Personal Trainer:

$50, or a protein rich fruit cake. That was a joke, just slip them a $50.

Mani/Pedi/Massage People:

The cost of one session if you see them regularly. If you just happen to be getting a random personal service this time of year a few extra bucks in the tip will suffice.

(courtesy of 923now.com)

Next up is an article from the fine folks at CBS News who breaks it down into more detail, giving us some info on how cash isn’t always best, making sure not to tip everyone, and please, don’t drive yourself into debt. Here’s a little snip from the article…

In general, it’s customary to tip people who reliably and faithfully served you all year long. It’s a good idea to extend a gesture of thanks to people who make your life better, easier or safer in some way. Of course you want to recognize their service, but you also want to do what’s appropriate. So what are the guidelines, particularly when you’re feeling strapped for cash? If you do plan to give tips this year, these are a few tips on tipping:

Don’t Always Give Cash: When talking about tipping, cash of course is king. However, it’s probably not appropriate to give cash to everyone on your list. It may be in conflict with professional or ethical standards for folks like your lawyer, financial advisor or accountant to accept cash tips. Also, think about other situations – what’s the message when you give your child’s teacher $25 cash? It may create the appearance of a payment for preferential treatment for your child. As an alternative, consider taking up a collection with other parents to purchase an office supply or book store gift card. Also, keep in mind that postal employees and other civil servants are not allowed to accept cash, gift cards or anything worth more than $20.

(Read the rest at CBSNews.com)

…and there it is, folks. A couple of great sources that should help you decipher who you should tip, and how much this holiday season. Another thing is to remember is that most people in these times won’t be getting bonuses, so just showing someone that extra appreciation will definitely go a long way. Besides, you’ll feel better after having done it. We promise.

Hola! Tonight was another edition of The Mike Fantasy Show. Supervixen was running late but damn traffic had to get in the way. PORQUEEEEE!!???

DOWNLOAD TONIGHT’S SHOW IF YOU MISSED IT – 8/3/09 Mike Fantasy Show

Here’s a recap of tonight’s show:

• Weekend Recap
• Three Exes Get Revenge
• Woman Sues College for $70,000
• 11 year old girl Sues KFC for Brain Damage
• Mom Finds Baby for Sale on Craig’s List
• Most Useless iPhone App
• Handerpants
• Dancer “Accidently” Rapes Man
• Kids Are Nicer to Ugly Classmates than Fat Ones
• California to Eliminate Dosmetic Violence Shelters
• Girl’s Speak Up!
• Bad “Advice” from FOX Sexpert
• Innovative Proposal Sets Record
• First Date Advice from “Megan wants a Millionare”
• We give advice to a listener

This is Seth Rogen getting PWND by Megan Fox

Underpants for hand?! WTF?!

Proposal That Sets Record

Thank you all for listening!

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Here’s some stuff that we talked about….

- A whole new meaning for sloppy seconds
- Swayze is taunting The EDGE yet again

- Album reviews from Spin: Eminem’s Relapse, and Green Day’s 21st Century Breakdown
- How to properly partake in ‘sexting’
- David Carradine and death erections
- 8 Penis Secrets
- 10 Sex Tips for Men
- Our question for this week – What songs make you emotional – Ron from RadioMax likes Khia’s ‘My Neck My Back’

- For next week… How did you meet your current significant other? Shoot your answers to us via Twitter, Facebook, Myspace or email us at theedge[at]edgefm.net or leave a comment below or in our weekly question post for this week.

- WNEW Behind The Hits: Talking Heads – Psycho Killer (Live at CBGB’s)

Make sure you catch a special edition of The Edge next week. Mike will be on vacation, so yours truly will be doing my first solo show, and it shall be named Traina Wreck Radio. Something else is also going down next week. Mike wont be here, so lets roast him. Call in and contribute to next week’s Mike Singh Roast. There are rumors that he may call in, though.