Mike and Sal 7/20- Sausage Fest 2011

To be completely honest with you, I have no fucking clue what the hell we spoke about tonight. This was definitely one of the most random episodes we ever did…which is the way we like it. The show ended with more questions with answers. How do you train a dog to sniff sperm? How would burying your dead parents with towels and picture frames conceal them. Why the hell do people take part in owling, planking, leisure diving, and all of those other stupid new phenomenons? Make up your own answers while you listen to this episode of Mike and Sal.

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Here’s some more stuff Mike and Sal spoke about….

  • Dogs eat their dead owners. Would you adopt a dog that ate its former owner?
  • Jesus ink blot, Chesus, Virgin Mary cum stain
  • Owling is the new planking. Mike, Sal, and listeners came up with some better ideas during the show.
  • Thinking of killing your parents for saying no to throwing a party? Don’t invite a snitch to party.
  • Mr Raper got augered and Sal still wants his bird dead.
    Mike mixed up The Ropers with The Rapers

  • Some dumb bitch eats furniture polish, and we find out Sal eats mothballs.
  • The Edge FM Banana Crunch Cake Party of 2011- EVERYONE is invited..even radio hosts from Florida
    There’s just too much stuff that was discussed to list. This show is a must listen. For those that joined us in the chat, thank you.

    Intro Song: Soundgarden- My Wave

    Break Song: Tears For Fears- Everybody Wants To Rule The World

    Below are some chicks leisure diving

The Edge 9/8 Recap

The chat was lively, the topics were highly offensive, people were appalled, so all in all, it was a normal EDGE broadcast. Sal’s buddy Wayne had an off the wall question which started some interesting conversation, and our friend Dougie from The Filler Show called in with some choice words for a religions sect. We also spoke some classic TV shows and theme songs as well as our oddball stories as well a top ten list of dumb things men do to impress women. Download the show and listen to the madness.

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Here’s some more stuff that we touched upon…

  • Wayne’s question: If you rape a prostitute, then give her money afterward, is it still rape?
  • The Rape Tunnel, The Touch Tunnel, and more rape payoff scenarios, and new car scent
  • Top 10 Stupid Things Men Do To Impress Women
  • Happy New Year to our fellow Jews….it’s now the year 5771
  • The dolphin ice sculpture, pregnant woman pepper sprayed, and perks at our jobs
  • A story of an assassinated parakeet turns into Ellen DeGeneres’s clit being pecked out and made into jewelry
  • Snooki goes to court for being criminally annoying, and should be forced to fight tards in a dog fighting ring
  • The Ground Zero Mosque, the Koran burning, 9/11, and our favorite conspiracy theories
    Here’s a new theory on Tupac’s murder

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Intro Song


After the show, Mike said of the video’s screen shot (with Martin Luther King) above, “he ain’t no living color anymore.”

Break Song

We Also Mentioned These Two Chicks Below

Mellisa Joan Hart: Clarissa Explains It All, Sabrina The Teenage Witch


Danica McKella: Winnie Copper from The Wonder Years


If you jack off to this pic, try not to aim for the thumbnail of younger Winnie!

Here’s the Beavis and Butt-Head video Mike mentioned

The Edge 5/26 Recap

Great show tonight. The show started off with Mike and I wondering if I spread STD’s to Mike’s family through a cousin of his that married an old friend of mine. We spoke about what a small world it is, and got into the whole Six Degrees of Separation theory. A lot of other odd theories that we made up were also discussed.

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Here’s some more stuff we touched upon……

  • I’m on the verge of a mid-life crisis
  • Live coverage of the final American Idol show: Lee DeWyze beats out Crystal Bowersox
  • We offer money to Paul to shave his beard
  • 6 steps away from a bj from Bieber?
  • Behavior we hate
  • Vodka eyeballing
  • We all agree that men shouldn’t wear flip flops aka “mandles”
  • Rob from The Clutch and Wiggle Experience calls in to deny gay rumors and plug his show
  • Howard Stern to the Radio Hall of Fame, Wolfman Jack used to drink cum, and Wendy Williams sucks cack
  • National Sorry Day
  • A former Russian escort/stripper we interviewed all of sudden doesn’t have a Russian accent anymore
    From Russian to ghetto in 2 years?

  • Someone poops in a kid’s soda, and I tells a poop in an encyclopedia story
  • Bindi Irwin, Steve Irwin Justin Bieber, slaves, Aboriginals, Talking Heads sue, and pissing in the hole in the wall
  • Upper deckers
  • I tell Mike something about a girl’s intentions with him that he never knew before
    50 Cent looks like a Rwandan refugee, here’s why

    Topless Steve Harvey

    Crazy Suicide Jumper

    Imagine Being Able To Do This With Your Dick

    Russian Man vs Subway Light

    Vijay Singh Hole In One, And Cameraman Cums

The Edge 5/19 Recap

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Cat traps, sperm, prepubescent tattoos, Mike not dating Jews, dead dogs, instant death phone apps, robot sex, and vehicular manslaughter are just some things you’ll hear us talk about in this episode. Speaking of episodes… the Travolta’s are expecting another accident waiting to happen.
(The above picture is offensive..yes..we know…so don’t go crying to us..besides, we didn’t kill it)

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Here’s some stuff we touched upon…..

  • Justin Bieber’s new tattoo. Is it appropriate for a 16 year old to get a tattoo? Here’s the link to the pic/article
  • Brett Michaels and his cum soaked bandanna, back from his brain pwnage, heads to Aperah and Celebrity Apprentice

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  • he Glossary of Perversion- Letter G
  • Being married by a robot, sex dolls, and threesomes with them
  • Deshon has been resurrected by The Edge..Should we have left him for dead?
  • Deshon’s desperation for all to see on Twitter *see below
  • Travolta’s wife run over at the airport, and his dogs are pregnant…or the other way around…..
  • Why She Falls Out Of Love
  • How To Ruin A Date With Your Car
  • Dating Woman That Have No Friends
  • Sperm-Jackers

Be warned that this show is offensive, but know that we’re not serious…so calm down fuckers.

Here’s some examples of Deshon on Twitter

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The Edge w/Mike and Sal 3/17 Recap

While RJ was either getting shitfaced for St. Patty Swayze Day, or waxing his carrot to American idol, Mike and I continued our unbroken streak (our 120th week to be exact) of radio’s most random talk show.

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Here’s some other stuff we spoke about -

  • RJ is a lying sack of poop
  • Mike and I imagined what a Edge FM parade would be like
  • A 600 pound woman doesn’t think she’s fat enough
  • Drunk man puts his baby in the oven…..
  • We bash Mr Mafioso once again
  • Scott Weiland is the world’s worst husband
  • A famous rapper had the soundtrack to Grease in his truck
  • The King of Saudi Arabia DID NOT have sex with my wife
  • Today’s yoots…and John Lennon can only Imagine how big of a victim they were
  • We trashed Connor Clapton, John Lennon, Nick Cannon, Jet Travolta, Oprah, the entire Japanese and Italian race, a few rappers, Lil Wayne, Patrick Swayze, all cancer victims
  • I revisit my squirrel story….and some new news regarding that fucking rodent

Some things you’d see in an Edge Parade -

RJ’s Truck

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Deshon performing ‘Our Wedding Day’ for @fleshforfantasy

Performance by Greg (Regular Ren)

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Patrick Swayze Float

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Other floats and performances would include Eric Clapton because we feel bad for making fun of his son Connor’s death tonight, a rape float, performances by the guy that sang the theme to the show from the 80′s Real American Hero, and a JFK assassination reenactment float.

- We briefly mentioned a new show coming to Animal Planet about Mike Tyson and pigeons. Here’s a brief clip with Mike and Uncle Frank from The Jimmy Kimmel Show.

Thanks for listening and keep checking back. The Edge will have it’s own daily blog, named Edge Daily, for your stupid news, our opinions, entertainment talk, and a whole variety of stuff.

Tonight’s Show Was Sponsored By Chloroform

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The Edge 2/3 Preview

Did RJ die? Mike and I haven’t heard from him all week. Either way, we have a great show planned. Be sure to tune in at 10PM est 7PM pst in out chat room.

If you want to join the conversation, call 1-866-941-EDGE(3343)

Some stuff we’ll chat about..

  • A 7000 dollar girlfriend
  • Grim Reaper cat
  • Grammy award and more music talk
  • Does your woman have “daddy issues”
  • Valentines Day tips
  • Our Black History Month Hero Of The Week

Is this really when the music died?


No, this is not another RJ crash

The Edge 5/28 Recap

The EDGE was simulcasted for the first time on RadioMaxMusic. This week’s show turned into EDGE Idol after a misunderstanding. A few people called in and belted out hits like ‘My Heart Will Go On’, and ‘Karma Chameleon.’

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Some things discussed…

- Celebrating Stephenie’s 18th Birthday
- Penises, rabbit poo and other ‘legendary’ cure hangovers
- Being “led on” by other people and how to deal with it
- WNEW Behind The Hits: Led Zeppelin – Whole Lotta Love
- Weekly Question – What are some ‘pet names’ that you have or know from others? (not animal names.. bf/gf, husband/wife pet names)

- For next week… Do you like or dislike public displays of affection? Shoot your answers to us via Twitter, Facebook, Myspace or email us at theedge[at]edgefm.net or leave a comment below…

- Ren sings the greatest hits… ‘My Heart Will Go On’ among them…
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Thanks to the callers who called in for being led on, and thinking they would win a prize. Make sure you guys join us next week at our summer time of 10pm eastern.

If you’re interested in Regular Ren’s music, here is a compilation of just some of his masterpieces.

The Edge Recap- Vijay, RJ, and Beaker

We went on a little longer than usual… and we didn’t fall off like someone we know. Our collar bones, and our nuts are still like they’re supposed to be. If you learned anything tonight, I hope that you learned to ALWAYS WIPE when you shit. Listen here. You can also subscribe to us on Itunes here.

Here’s some stuff we spoke about….

- RJ is educated on his predecessor
- Last weeks post show drama
- Rihanna and Chris Brown house hunting?
- RJ’s embarrassing story
- Lance’s off-balance sack
- Radio News…Leslie sucks balls (cancerous balls)
- Will Mike and Sal finally meet?
- Is RJ done?

Find out more about the historic meeting next week. Thanks for listening, and keep checking back for regular updates.

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Here’s the logo for one of Edge’s first homes.
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