That’s the thing you should leave with if, you take anything from tonight’s show. Never mind the confusion at the beginning with the “gay” Edge. We touched on a wide foray of topics such as dog sex, car jackings, Kit Kat Bars, 600 pound mothers, stupid injuries, Susan B Anthony tits, Iphone apps, secretly taping your wife having sex with your father, and 31 year old women.

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Here’s some more topics….

• Lindsey Lohan talk somehow turned into my crush on a children’s show character and more reminiscing about our favorite children’s television shows
  Don’t Worry……She’s Of Age (26)
  
• The guy below had sex with a Great Dane named with Christie Brinkley
  
• Women are most attractive at 31 according to a QVC survey
• Ten Perverted Behaviors That Men Should Stop
• Women storing things in their bras
• My pubes, chest hair, and eyebrows were a major topic of conversation.
• Our engineer, pictured below, saved our 24/7 talk stream
  
  Intro Song: Def Leppard- Photograph
  Break Music: Paramore- Crushcrushcrush

It was another week of off topic rants, news talk, relationship advice, death threats, and sharing our disgusting thoughts with the listeners. What was in the pic I posted on Twitter? What does Mike think of Blue Waffle disease? Download the show here to learn that, and much more.

Here’s some other stuff we spoke about…..

• A new show on Edge FM!
• Was Gary Coleman murdered? Listen to the 911 call below.
  
• Man makes girlfriend sign contract to allow abuse
• Van Halen talk…Why? We spoke about the “Jump Suicide Controversy”
• Top 10 Skeletons In Her Closet
• Blue Waffle Disease
• Top 10 Sex Myths
• Married Sex: How To Make It Better
• I do not use my Brillo pad chest to wash dishes
• Happy Birthday Michael J Fox!

Yes, that is Gary Coleman’s death bed picture in the show banner. Here’s the source.

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Here’s some other stuff we touched upon….

• Stupid Earth Day
• More squirrel drama
• Freshly Ground Black People
• Raped by a whale
• Pregnant with an autistic horse
• Whores are the cause for recent earthquakes and volcanoes
  
• Top Ten Ways To Tell If You’re A Drunk
• Food talk
  KFC’s New Double Down..the bun-less sandwich
  
• Washed up radio hacks
• Mr Mafioso tells us where a woman’s place should be
• The Letter C

Songs you heard….

Hope you enjoyed the show, and hope you keep joining us. Make sure you stay connected via Twitter, Facebook, Itunes, or our RSS Feeds.

This was another Coma Patient Porn edition of The Edge. Expect some off topic rants, more death wishes, how we handle breaking news, relationship advice, and conspiracies involving the former third mic.

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Other things we touched upon…..

• Mike finally saw Dirty Dancing, and now Patrick can go back to being dead
  
• The Glossary of Perversion has been updated… we’re going back thru each letter picking our favorites
• Those little douches that bought and wrecked an iPad for no reason (to Mike’s pleasure)
  
• The weird stuff that people search and lead them to Edge FM’s site, such as “penis cat” and “coma rape”
• 5 Mistakes Men Make To Scare Women Away

…and a lot more. Make sure you join us again next week! Thanks again for listening.

We received some good news regarding our ratings, and it reassures us that our recent changes to the show were a smart move. We bring that up at the very beginning of the broadcast. We touched upon a lot of stuff tonight, and Mike even came across a few women.

UPDATE: Technical difficulties prevented this episode from being available immediately after airing. Please check back, or follow Edge FM on Twitter. This show will be available on the Edge FM iTunes, and for regular downloading very soon

A small taste of what we spoke about -

• A very controversial video game makes the news, but we brought it up over 1 year ago
• Our favorite cover songs
• I should have been shot for my picture..
  I’m on the right.. I kept RJ in the picture to take away from my fucked up do
  
• Terry Shiavo, an assault on a quadruple amputee, Sheila, dumping pee on your father, and a Yosemite Sam mud flap clit
• Why women reject men
• The one year old Happy Meal in Epic Beard Man’s beard
• Mike’s SPF-69 Sunblock
• Top 10 Cruel Things Women Do To Men
• Selena died…she was shot or something, and caused Miley Cyrus to quit music
• Me, a gay cowboy from Philadelphia, gay vampires, a Nazi Medal Of Honor, and Van Halen Record

Find out what all of this was about. It was definitely a fun time. Don’t take my word for it. Join us in the chat next week.

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Some stuff we touched upon….

• Home AIDS tests in the box of Cheerios
  
• Sleep deprivation
• Will Lil Wayne ever make it to prison? Looks like he’s been practicing.
  
• Advice for guys with performance anxiety
• I might have Alzheimers, but at least I don’t have Alzheimers
• Two men boil themselves to death
  
• Man fries his dick and dies after surviving car accident
• How will the world end?

Make sure you join us next week and Wednesday at 10PM est!

Here’s how RJ describes my eyebrows

This was supposed to be The Edge’s last show at RadioMax Music, but within hours before the show started, PD/Gay Vampire Ron gave the guys another 3 months. Listen to the show to hear more details.

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Here’s some other stuff they touched upon..

• RJ is scared to talk now
• Boner Watch 2010: Nobody really gives a shit that this washed up 80s actor is missing
• Secrets women tell their friends
• How to approach women
• Regular Ren calls in… he turned from our drunk caller to our stoned caller
• Our favorite sitcoms from the 70s, 80s and 90s
• Brief music talk segment
• Still, no answer from the Fraud Squad…fucking cowards

Thanks for checking us out, and make sure you catch us here, same time, same place.

Make sure you join us at 10PM EST/7PM PST in the Chat Room

Some stuff to expect….

• Sal and a guest answers some shit talking by some hack radio show
• We’ll talk about John Mayer losing his “n-card”
  Some People Know How To Hold Onto Their N-Cards
  
• Sorry guys…this woman will never get naked for you
  
• People’s opinions of the new ‘We Are The World’
• Can you ever be friends with an ex?
• Also, our Question Of The Week:Have you ever done anything to an ex, or have been a victim of revenge after a breakup?

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After swooning over Munn, and adding her name to a tag on our site, her name has brought a ton of hits to our site. Check her out here, and see why.

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Some stuff we touched upon….

• Sal thinks he may be God
• Do short men have a chance with women?
• Sex chips (not a porno movie involving motorcycle cops)
• Rock’s Top Frontmen
• Bad grades= Dead Hamster
• Eating dogs,cats,turtles, and ass….
• Why You Always Get Dumped

Thanks to all who listened, and Mike and Sal want to thank RJ’s airbag for giving him a week off from his strenuous job here at Edge FM. ;)

Sal’s FYIs

1. Sal does NOT stroll elementary schools in his spare time!

2. Sal has a lot of stalkers. (Don’t ask why….even though they’re fat messes,he’s flattered… he’ll take it.

3. Sal’s REAL TWITTER is @njsal. It is not edgefmsal, or sally. NJSal has been his nickname for more than 3 years now.