What a great night. Mike and Sal kick of Black History Month like they have the past five years. The Fran Dresher saga continues, add rape to the list of things to look out for at the McDonald’s play area, and friend of the show, Paul calls in to discuss a very bizarre story. Don Cornelius from Soul Train makes his final call to the show before he offs himself. Be sure to listen for all of that, PLUS much more!

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Here’s some stuff Mike and Sal touched upon…….

• Mike and Sal let you in on some unknown facts, history, and their insight on the Mike and Sal Show
• Whether it’s getting raped by space aliens, illegal aliens, or Frank Sinatra, Fran Dresher loves to share the dirt
  
• Sal is 33 with 2 kids, but that won’t stop him from meeting up with you for fisticuffs
• Cum cookies, blindfolds, spoon fulls of cum, and sex movies. Not at Elton john’s party, but a school
• Paul calls in with a ridiculously crazy, but true story, which will continue next week
• Kids nowadays are spoiled, coddled, self entitled, and need to grow a pair, or be euthanized
• Black History Month Song Of The Week
  
  Intro Song: Stone Temple Pilots- Sex Type Thing
  
  Break Song: Beastie Boys- Sabotage
  
  

Between Sal and I, we talked about who should write this piece. It was decided that I should do so.

For a long time (literally) in my life, from my elementary school days up until now, I’ve had a disdain toward Apple-brand computers. I’ve gone into it a few times on the show (Mike & Sal), and won’t do so again. As I got older, I learned more about technology, I learned more about Apple in general as a company. I then learned about Steve Jobs, his work in the computer field, making graphical user interfaces (GUI) mainstream in the computer world. The advances he made were revolutionary, no doubt… but the way he conducted his business and treated competitors was my biggest sticking point with him.

Needless to say, he was a complete and utter asshole. For those who have seen the 1999 made-for-TV movie “Pirates of Silicon Valley”, that will show you a bit of how Jobs treated his competitors and even his own employees. While everyone will praise him and hold him as the highest and most almighty, I will surely not do so. He was a piece of garbage of a human being as far as I’m concerned and I hope his soul rots for the way he’s treated people.

As recently as the past few months, even though Steve was no longer the offical ‘CEO’, Apple still had ‘Steve’ written all over it with the way they handled business. In many countries around the world, Apple took Samsung to court for allegedly infriging on their iPhone/iPad patents. They claimed that Samsung’s ‘Galaxy S’ smartphones and ‘Galaxy Tab’ tablet were too close in terms of looks to the iPhone and iPad, respectively. So what did they do? They went to different countries around the world and sued Samsung, forcing them to stop sales of the Galaxy smartphones and tablets. One country they did this in successfully was Germany. Hey, Apple… whatever happened to ‘healthy competition’? Sure, the UI for the Galaxy S phones may have been similar to your precious iPhone, but Samsung innovated to make their phone different. Having a better camera, better technology in the phone and not to mention different versions of the phone could obviously tell you that Samsung was not trying to outright copy the iPhone. As for the Galaxy Tab, there are only so many ways to make a tablet in this day and age with a minimalistic look. The UI is different, the platforms are different and the Galaxy Tab even has a different shape from the iPad. Get off of your damn pedestal.

I digress, however. I just gave one small example of how the company that Steve ran operates under bully tactics. I can list more, if you’d like… it would just prove my point even further. Actually, let me do one more, and this is a REALLY recent example… so recent, it happened YESTERDAY. At the iPhone 4S event, current CEO Tim Cook said the following… “Windows 7 — it took 20 weeks to reach 10 percent of the Windows install base. It took Lion two weeks.”

Really, Tim… I believe you and it’s definitely possible, WHEN YOUR MARKET SHARE IS 1/10th THAT OF MICROSOFT’S WINDOWS. Of course it will happen faster! Not to mention like the Neowin article said, online distribution of OS X Lion through the Apple App Store was the main way of getting it, not to mention that it’s also a LOT cheaper! So put those factors together and duh, it’s a no brainer, but it’s essentially comparing Apples to Oranges (no pun intended). Microsoft also has to deal with the corporate world which traditionally adopts new technology at a much slower rate than the consumer world. This was obviously not a fair comparison and shows you the lengths Apple will go through to deface competition.

I won’t drag this out any longer as I think I’ve said enough. The mark Steve Jobs left on the world of technology was in no doubt a positive one, as he helped contribute to the boom of the computing age, and to make smartphones a consumer item… but the negatives and dark sides of what he does to other people in my opinion far outweigh his contributions.

May you rot in hell, you overbearing cancer-ridden piece of trash. You got what you deserved in the end, good riddance.

Mike and Sal love doing random talk, and this episode was one of the most random shows ever. A power outage in Edge FM’s Jersey Shore studio didn’t stop the show. “God gave us the power back just so we can do our show.” -Mike Singh

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Here’s some stuff that was mentioned on the show

• Man finds porn on internet starring his wife
• Some deaf asshole ruins a perfectly peaceful train ride
• Moby (who Sal DOES NOT look like) wants guys in porn to have regular sized pee-pees
• Swayze died two years ago today. Mike and Sal reflect on the life of their former crutch
  
• Sal sees talk during the break about 90′s bands and mentions STP, Alice In Chains, Soundgarden, Nirvana, and Pearl Jam
  Awesome Guitar Solo Compilation From Tom Morello Promised To Doug From The Filler Show
  
• Mysterious lady makes believe she’s Sal’s mother at a 9/11 memorial, and more book title suggestions
• Mike talks technology: The new Windows 8 OS
• Scullfucker from the chat calls into the show and talks politics with Sal
• Scarlett Johansson has her cell phone hacked and naked pics emerge First Pic, Second Pic
  Intro Song: Metallica- Enter Sandman
  
  Break Song: Soundgarden- Outshined
  
  Before and After of a face transplant. Woman was mauled by a chimpanzee
  

Mike took the night off so he and his lady can see a concert in NY. For the second time ever, Sal went solo, and it started out bumpy. The show that precedes Mike and Sal, Hippojuice, were playing a drinking game on their show tonight. When it was time to go off the air for Sal’s 10PM start, the intoxicated hosts couldn’t find the program used to connect to the stream, and turn it off. Sal touched upon the recent drama at the station, his stance on the state of internet radio, and spewed his always so wonderful death-wish and insult-filled rants. Here some of the usual banter, but also get into the mind of Sal…and his political, but not so politically correct thoughts.

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What happened? Here’s some stuff

• Sal touches upon news from the past week including dead Canadians, falling stages, and dead singers
• Abercrombie and Fitch disses The Situation, but pays dearly. Sal predicts Sitch’s ego getting worse
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• A Pregnant 15 Year Old That Posed “Sexy” When She Was 12, her cunt mother, and the welfare state
• Guys: Do you think you’re doing a good job when she’s moaning in bed? Think again.
• Adios to some shows, and whaaaaaat’s going on with some new ones
• Another old school Sal pic…with his soon to be wife. The brows were always huge
  
• Politics: Sal’s beliefs, the Republican candidates, media bias, talk radio, and so much more
• Find out what made Sal want to do radio, who influenced him, and what he thinks about his them now.
• This show might have made Sal want to host a political show here on Edge FM

  A lot more stuff was talked about on this show…so give it a download and find out what else went down.

  On a side note. Sal’s friend, Evan, is running in a benefit in honor of my brother, Christopher Traina. This is not an ordinary run though. Take a look at this and read the grueling conditions this amazing group will be facing. Wish them luck, and if you can, please contribute.

  First Song: System Of A Down- Toxicity
  
  Second Song: Stone Temple Pilots: Cracerman
  
  Third Song: Deftones- Change (In The House Of Flies)
  
  Fourth Song: Soundgarden- Burden In My Hand
  

The Mother Of All Black History Month Shows. Thanks to the listeners who hung out with us in chat. It was fun. We spoke about ghost hunters, ghost whisperers, cock whisperers, asshole whisperers, psychics, dangly bits, and Benny Hill. Check out this show for some cheap laughs, and a rare glimpse of Sal losing his cool on air.

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Here’s some other stuff we spoke about……

Benny Hinn or Benny Hill?
Teacher gets a student’s sack in her coffee mug. Sal was involved in a teabag incident.
A man who rotates his 39 wives
Crossing Over With John Edwards
Mike never had thin mints
Sal DOES NOT have ass cancer
Cripple Of The Week: CPGirl8604

One last thing. We don’t lie. We don’t like fighting, or causing drama. Obviously, RJ does, but we don’t want to keep going down this road. RJ… Go fight with other people. You said your piece…we said ours…move on if you’re not bitter, and not immature. You can’t hold grudges…it’s ugly. As far as your lie about us “begging’ you to join Edge FM, read this and weep.

I also have voice mails that contradict other claims by you RJ. I am done, and by your very bitter-sounding, emotional basket case rant, you’re done too. You seem like an unstable psycho. Move on.

Sal

RJ wasn’t with us tonight, and he won’t be anymore. Listen to this show to learn why. It’s back to The Edge with just Mike and Sal. (By the way…..RJ doesn’t know yet) Anyways…..we had our usual two hours of death jokes, death wishes, music talk, rape talk, Fran Drescher rape talk, Frank Sinatra rape talk, church rape talk, and we taught you how to survive shopping with your woman.

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Here’s some other stuff we touched upon……

• The end of an era on The Edge
• Johnny Maestro died while listening to The Edge… true story
• Cancer Schmancer
• Frank Sinatra raped Fran Drescher
• Deshon’s “Our Wedding Day” has stolen lyrics
• Why do I dream about Balki
  
• March Madness Music Brackets
• We did a lot of reminiscing
• The failed death pool
• How Bam Bam Bigelow almost killed me

We spoke about a lot more, but don’t like to give a lot away. We’re not like BrainStu Radio with the fancy rundowns. Check them out, and don’t forget to check out our other friends, Nofate and Razor Show, and The Clutch and Wiggle Experience.

We brought up the new video making it’s rounds around the web of George Bush shaking hands in Haiti, and wiping his hand on Bill Clinton’s shirt.

You never know who can pop into the show! This show will go down in history. It will be the show where the world learns the truth about Michael Jackson. How did Mike and Sal get this exclusive interview? Download the show to find out more info. Part of the interview can be found below.

Other topics of discussion…..

- 10 Signs You’ve Been Single For Too Long
- Rock and Roll Urban Legends
- Ren strikes again… this time in Iowa
- Patrick Swayze gains weight and health improves
- Naked Cowboy for Mayor

- 10 Things NOT To Say To A Woman
- WNEW Behind The Hits: Jimi Hendrix- Purple Haze

Thanks for joining us this week. Check below for Mike and Sal’s exclusive interview with the King Of Pop.

Michael Jackson Interview from Edge FM on Vimeo.

Bike gangs blowing bubbles at a wedding, Sylvester Stallone enjoying a certain activity at the coffee table, Patrick Swayze gets the best of The Edge, Mike kicked a goose, and Sal punched a seagull. That was just some of the stuff you’ll hear on this episode.

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Other stuff we touched upon….

-12 Steps to having an intimate relationship
- RJ calls in and begs for his job back… with offers of fellatio

- Find out what would happen if Mike and Sal were placed in a zoo

- Vincent Smith tries to emulate Augustus Gloop, FAILS

- HOEs in Nevada
- WNEW Behind The Hits: The Doors – LA Woman

- Top 10 Songs About Breaking The Law

Here’s Number 3… a Judas Priest tune -

Thanks for joining us this week, and make sure you make it back next week… we will post our Weekly Question segment as a seperate post sometime this weekend, so stay tuned for that.

The Edge w/Mike and Sal and NO RJ aired again. Will he be back…we don’t know. Should we build a revolving door at the Edge FM studios? Probably. Either way, The Edge doesn’t miss a beat. If you missed the show, you missed a great one.

Here are some things we spoke about….

- Is there a polo horse cult?
- The Morning After Pill is now available for 17 year olds without parental consent
- A human statue, and the things she can’t do
- Will karma eventually get us just like the Hart Family?
- We read listener feedback on this week’s question – What’s the most annoying thing a current or past boyfriend/girlfriend has ever done?

Next week’s question - What are some weird nicknames that you have or know of from others? – If you can give us some backstories to the nicknames, that’d be cool as well. Hit us up on Twitter, Facebook, Myspace or email us at theedge[at]edgefm.net.

- Mike’s Book Club – A Practical Guide to Racism by C.H. Dalton

- Mike’s WNEW Behind The Hits: U2′s Pride (In The Name Of Love)
- Sal’s “shitty” prom story (haw haw)

- Top 10 women that woman get hard-ons for… #1 was Angelina Jolie!

Yeah….The Edge is starting to seem like they have bad luck with their 3rd mics. Is it karma? Who cares…that’s life. We’re going to keep our streak alive, and impatiently wait for Swayze to expire.

Happy Earth Day, you damn hippies! How are you celebrating this day? When your done with your gardening and other meaningless activities to fill your empty lives, take some time to listen to Mike, Sal and RJ. If you don’t, we’ll poison your ponies and pour acid on your genitalia.

Some stuff we’ll touch upon…

- Ladies that other ladies gush wetness for
- How to hold it in (we’re talkin bout either #1 or #2)
- What are some drawbacks of being a human statue?
- How do women not know they’re pregnant until it’s time to deliver?
- Have you ever tried to make an ex feel guilty? (Mike expands on a topic from Monday’s FV Show)
- QUESTION OF THE WEEK: What’s the most annoying thing a current, or past boyfriend/girlfriend has ever done?

Call in and chat with us at 866-941-EDGE(3343).

I don’t care who the ladies gush themselves over… have you seen Stephenie Tanner recently?

Who cares if she’s a meth addict?!