To be completely honest with you, I have no fucking clue what the hell we spoke about tonight. This was definitely one of the most random episodes we ever did…which is the way we like it. The show ended with more questions with answers. How do you train a dog to sniff sperm? How would burying your dead parents with towels and picture frames conceal them. Why the hell do people take part in owling, planking, leisure diving, and all of those other stupid new phenomenons? Make up your own answers while you listen to this episode of Mike and Sal.

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Here’s some more stuff Mike and Sal spoke about….

• Dogs eat their dead owners. Would you adopt a dog that ate its former owner?
• Jesus ink blot, Chesus, Virgin Mary cum stain
  
• Owling is the new planking. Mike, Sal, and listeners came up with some better ideas during the show.
• Thinking of killing your parents for saying no to throwing a party? Don’t invite a snitch to party.
• Mr Raper got augered and Sal still wants his bird dead.
  Mike mixed up The Ropers with The Rapers
  
• Some dumb bitch eats furniture polish, and we find out Sal eats mothballs.
• The Edge FM Banana Crunch Cake Party of 2011- EVERYONE is invited..even radio hosts from Florida
  There’s just too much stuff that was discussed to list. This show is a must listen. For those that joined us in the chat, thank you.
  Intro Song: Soundgarden- My Wave
  
  Break Song: Tears For Fears- Everybody Wants To Rule The World
  

  Below are some chicks leisure diving

  

  

  

In what was one of the most random shows ever broadcast by Mike and Sal, the two go off on some of the most bizarre off topic discussions, and this show already became a cult classic within minutes of going off air. From albinos to rape babies, 9/11 to mystery enemas, you’ll have a fun time trying to keep up with the crap load of crazy topics.

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Here’s some other stuff Mike and Sal mentioned…..

• The War With Albinos Saga continues….
  
• Parakeet eaten by pit bull
• Brain herpes
• Stupid couple names their child ‘Like’ after the Facebook like button
• Happy Birthday Jimmy “Superfly” Snuka…… not such a happy day for you though, Mr Davey Boy Smith
  Scott Weiland arrives to book signing 3 hours late as criplled man’s chair rusts in the pouring rain
  Army Of Anyone’s – Goodbye is in this video
  
• Airplanes fly dangerously to Sal’s home everytime albinos are mentioned The Albino Effect?
• The mystery enema, crazy pranks, and rape babies, and The Congo
• The Spina Bifida Foundation, Black History Month, Payola, Pay To Play
• Rapture, getting “caught up” blessings and curses
• Listen to find out Mike’s theory. Which people are actually animals, and which people have no souls?
• South Park’s ‘Ladder To Heaven’ song that Sal uses to break Dutch and Royce’s hearts
  
  Intro Song: Beastie Boys- Fight For Your Right
  
  Break Song- The Guy That Was Late To The Book Signing- Missing Cleveland
  
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In order to keep the more than three year streak alive, Mike and Sal, who both happen to be under the weather, decide to fight through another episode. It was a really good show. Sal talked about a very eventful Mother’s Day Celebration that involved a dead dog, a barbeque, and a lot of beer. Mike schooled everyone on why certain rap or reggae artists such as Bob Marley (who died on this day in 1981) and get airtime on rock stations.

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Here’s some stuff we touched upon….

• Rapper Common White House invite
• Sonny and Cher’s daughter/son (we didn’t get to this one…but wanted to share)
  Chastity Bono Then
  
  Chaz Bono Now
  
• Women lie down, men lie up. What do they lie about? Listen to find out.
• Evil spirit cleansing scam
• How to tell if she’s faking an orgasm
• After oral surgery, a woman wakes up with a Transylvania accent. Talks like vampire
  
• The freak flag is still at half mast
• Edge FM’s new Friday episode, The Fifth Circle, and cum omelets
• Man airlifted to hospital after fight with house cat
  
• Roadkill, dead goose, hunting, and weird delicacies
• Sal blesses your sister’s cunt, but refuses to bless Mike and himself, who are currently battling fevers
  Intro Song: AC/DC- Hells Bells
  
  Break Song: Velvet Revolver- Slither
  

  EllisInPhilly Requested Hot Blooded, by Foreigner
  

  Another song touched upon….I guess because of Mike and Sal’s health
  

This is coming into the EDGE FM Newsroom courtesy of all major news networks.. it’s been confirmed as of 11pm eastern time that Osama Bin Laden has been killed outside of a mansion in Islamabad, Pakistan.

President Obama is expected to make an official statement shortly.

Read CNN – http://www.cnn.com/2011/WORLD/asiapcf/05/01/bin.laden.obit/index.html?hpt=T1&iref=BN1

Just coming into the EDGE FM news room… it’s been announced by multiple sources that award-winning R&B performer Teena Marie passed away in her sleep last night at the age of 54. Not much is currently being released by the press, but as of right now it is a current trending topic on Twitter. Here’s her headline blurb courtesy of Wikipedia -

Teena Marie (March 5, 1956 – December 26th, 2010) was an American Grammy Award-nominated singer–songwriter–producer. Marie, nicknamed Lady Tee, (sometimes spelled Lady T), is a protegée of late funk legend Rick James, and is notable as one of the few successful white performers of R&B. She plays rhythm guitar, keyboards and congas. She also has written, produced, sung and arranged virtually all of her songs since her 1980 release Irons in the Fire. She has said this is her favorite album. She has a daughter named Alia Rose who, as of 2009, sings under the name Rose Le Beau. Marie died Sunday, December, 26, 2010, as announced by her manager, Mike Gardner.

Want to listen to some of Teena Marie’s music? Bing Music has her music up for you to preview and listen to.. here’s the link – http://www.bing.com/music/songs/search?q=teena%20marie

More information as we get it!

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The Edge went up against game one of the World Series, and scored like RJ on a date with his cousin. If you missed this show you missed some good stuff.

Here’s some of the things we touched upon….

- Some things women do to men. example- use them as placeholders
- Woman turns home where kids died into haunted house for Halloween
- Why men shouldn’t pick up the “Halloween slut”
- One in three people don’t know they have HIV
- Micheal Jackson’s ‘This Is It’ is in theatres

- Our most embarrassing Halloween costumes
- Reconnecting with the dead on Facebook
- One legged man steals one shoe

Other things we’ve learned tonight

- Sal likes Rose McGowen
- There’s pics somewhere out there of Mike dressed like Barney
- RJ wants to impregnate some of his cousins

Make sure you join us for the next show. Same time, same place. Also be sure to visit, and join our new forum, Edge Nation.

The Edge is still on a roll. More than a year and a half, and still have not missed a show. Like all shows, you’re not gonna want to miss this one. We’ll be on at 10PM est. Join us in the chat.

Here’s some things we’ll touch upon……

- New additions to Edge FM (check the Affiliates section)
- Radio industry news
- Patty boy is “ready for the end” and so are we

- Teacher gives elementary kids the best six seconds of their lives
- Pathetic Whining Songs
- Signs You’re About To Get Fired

Don’t forget our weekly question: Almost every couple has ‘that song’… so what was yours?

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Here’s a few reasons you should catch The Edge live……

1. The Edge interacts with the chat room, and the chat is full of some cool people

2. The media player has pics and videos that relates to our topics…. and, you can even see our ugly faces

3. You can call in live at 866-941-EDGE(3343) and join the show

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Here’s some stuff you missed….

- Pads, tampons, and moon cups?
- Patrick Swayze holding on, but not by much
- Deshon calls in
- Real and fake breasts, and Five Things You Didn’t Know About Boobs
- People that have a good chance of dying in 2009
- How to survive a job you hate

- WNEW Behind The Hits: Billy Joel- Only The Good Die Young

Here’s the reggae version of that song

Thanks to the people that joined the chat tonight. See you next week!

Keep in mind that next week, The Edge w/Mike and Sal will have a new time. We’ll be going on air, live at 10PM est/7PM pst… an hour earlier, which is good for you East Coasters.

Happy Earth Day, you damn hippies! How are you celebrating this day? When your done with your gardening and other meaningless activities to fill your empty lives, take some time to listen to Mike, Sal and RJ. If you don’t, we’ll poison your ponies and pour acid on your genitalia.

Some stuff we’ll touch upon…

- Ladies that other ladies gush wetness for
- How to hold it in (we’re talkin bout either #1 or #2)
- What are some drawbacks of being a human statue?
- How do women not know they’re pregnant until it’s time to deliver?
- Have you ever tried to make an ex feel guilty? (Mike expands on a topic from Monday’s FV Show)
- QUESTION OF THE WEEK: What’s the most annoying thing a current, or past boyfriend/girlfriend has ever done?

Call in and chat with us at 866-941-EDGE(3343).

I don’t care who the ladies gush themselves over… have you seen Stephenie Tanner recently?

Who cares if she’s a meth addict?!

After all of the format change drama from last week, The Edge w/Mike, Sal, and RJ are back to their old, bipolar ways. Expect a solid A.D.D driven show this, and every Wednesday at 11PM EST right here at Edge FM.

Yes…grab a Snickers and listen to The Edge!

Things to expect….

- Terry Shiavo Celebrated
- Rihanna had it coming…according to Boston teens
- Mike’s WNEW.com “Behind The Hits” Segment
- Top 10 Front Men
- You can’t have make-up sex after you kill her
- Sal owned an iPhone last weekend

The number to call in is 1-866-941-EDGE(3343). DO NOT miss this show!!! You’ll be sorry. You can always download the latest show if you miss it, but you wont get to see what went down in the LIVE CHAT.