This was a Sal-less show this week, he had a little mishap at work concerning his eye and he wasn’t able to make it.. he’s currently blind in his right eye. I think Sal needs to take a trip to Rite-Aid or Walgreen’s… I think it would definitely help him out.

Anyway, I pulled a solo show and for the two hour shift I did our usual blend of oddball news stories, entertainment news, lifestyle topics and our regular segments such as ‘Cripple of the Week’ and ‘Glossary of Perversion’ (The Letter K)

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Here are the things I spoke about on tonight’s show - (in order!)

• EDGE FM Updates: Hollywood Unwrapped, Degenerate Radio, the failed ‘EDGE FM Fantasy Draft’ and the EDGE FM for Android app
• Early bird trick or treaters find a suicide victim who some thought was just a decoration
• Termites are the cause of people in NYC losing power and having their cars smashed!
• ANOTHER PERSON MAKING LOVE TO AN ANIMAL… this time, goat sex… WTF, people!
• Man pulled out a gun on some Jehovah’s Witnesses… because he thought they were a threat to him. Yeah, he got arrested for it. I think these fucktard Jehovah’s niggas need to stop their shit before they get Hitler’ed. I could also totally see Sal doing what this guy did.
• I spoke about me and Wilma (from our chat) both being Lutheran… which OBVIOUSLY means we worship Luther Vandross… I also told a story that she told me in relation to her being Lutheran…
• Man in a diaper on Halloween night cursing at adults and children… THIS IS WHY PEOPLE ABOVE 15 YEARS OLD SHOULD NOT BE TRICK OR TREATING!
• MORE ANIMAL SEX, WHAT THE HELL! This time, a guy sexually assaults his former Snowball
• Little boy who lives in Brick Township, NJ (don’t we know someone from there?) gets expelled from school because of his long hair… damn Catholic schools
• The Glossary of Perversion – Letter K
• Another person with the last name ‘Barnes’ finds themselves in trouble… geez, the Barnes clan needs to clean up their game
• What do you think… did Bret Michaels fuck around with Miley Cyrus’ mom Tish? He might have… they do almost look the same. Too bad Sal likes Bret Michaels.
• How about 50 Cent and Chelsea Handler? This is disgusting… 50 can definitely do better… WTF man, not even I want ‘Just a Lil Bit’ of her. (HAW HAW)
• Charlie Sheen… an October Belize booze binge and now living with a sober coach? Sure seems like it.
• Did you like the original version of Eminem/Rihanna’s ‘Love The Way You Lie’? The part 2 version of the song got leaked on the web and you can check it out at that link I just posted
• Disney ‘Camp Rock’ star Demi Lovato checks herself into rehab for eating and SELF-CUTTING! Ouchies.
• The Status of the Bully in today’s culture… dealing with high-class and low-class bullies
• A random rant about high school fantasies of girl’s locker rooms and more from a guy’s point of view
• Dumbass parents decide to name their daughter ‘Boo!’ due to being born close to Halloween.. and they rationalize it… WTF
• A poor man gets charged an insane phone bill on Verizon Wireless… I then give some advice on how to not get owned by your wireless carrier
• CRIPPLE OF THE WEEK: InkStainedGypsy …she’s got some issues, but she DOES live in Long Island, NY for those of you who are closeby that are desperate.. go for it.
• Some etiquette on when it comes to Sexting… don’t become the next Brett Farve

SONGS I PLAYED TONIGHT - (in order of how I played them)

INTRO SONG: Metallica – For Whom the Bell Tolls
Black Stone Cherry – Blind Man (my dedication for Sal)
Halestorm – It’s Not You
HOUR 2 INTRO: Skid Row – 18 and Life
Sixx A.M. – Life Is Beautiful
Flyleaf – All Around Me