Today was my first day of class and I arrived home later than I expected. I was carrying alot of equipments and books for school so that slowed my walk home. 

Last week my cell phone was stolen so I couldn’t communicate with Mike or Supervixen … BUMMER! Plus, Mike didn’t think to contact Supervixen to see what could have been announced … YOU SUCK SINGH! lol … Either way there wouldn’t be a show since Mike is sick and his voice is raspy.

Hopefully by next week we will do a show with our new time, 11 pm Est.

Again, really SORRY!

Have a goodnight!

Other topics of discussion….

- Mike recaps his new music show
- NJ internet radio host arrested for threatening judges
- Sal recaps a wonderful circumcision that took place on his week off
- Mike and Sal revive the Glossary Of Perversion
Here’s one we mentioned: Alaskan Pipeline – Freezing a piece of shit and reinserting it into the asshole as a dildo.

- Funeral gone terribly wrong (very graphic.. you gotta hear it)
- Eminem’s new song dissing Mariah Carey… yet again – here it is:

- Edge FM Behind The Hits: Zager and Evans – In The Year 2525

Thanks for joining us this week. Also, thanks for making The Edge’s last broadcast #1 on RadioMaxMusic for the first time. Lets try it again. Make sure you catch us next week.

I hope everyone is checking out our Twitter, Facebook, and subscribing to us on Itunes.

DOWNLOAD TONIGHT’S SHOW IF YOU MISSED IT – 8/3/09 Mike Fantasy Show

Here’s a recap of tonight’s show:

• Weekend Recap
• Three Exes Get Revenge
• Woman Sues College for $70,000
• 11 year old girl Sues KFC for Brain Damage
• Mom Finds Baby for Sale on Craig’s List
• Most Useless iPhone App
• Handerpants
• Dancer “Accidently” Rapes Man
• Kids Are Nicer to Ugly Classmates than Fat Ones
• California to Eliminate Dosmetic Violence Shelters
• Girl’s Speak Up!
• Bad “Advice” from FOX Sexpert
• Innovative Proposal Sets Record
• First Date Advice from “Megan wants a Millionare”
• We give advice to a listener

This is Seth Rogen getting PWND by Megan Fox

Underpants for hand?! WTF?!

Proposal That Sets Record

Thank you all for listening!

P.S. If you have any questions or want some advice, feel free to e-mail the show.

Or you can contact us at:

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Here’s a recap on tonight’s topic:

• Weekend Recap
• Nudity Boundary for Babies
• Nude sculpture raises complaints
• Woman Denied Hospital Bed Gave Birth Home
• Felony Frank Causing Controversy in Chicago
• Phil asks the ladies a question
• Would You Go On Skype Date
• Woman Lives with her 2 Boyfriends
• Has Bad Sex Ever Ruined Your Relationship
• Stalker Getting Tech Savvy
• Man sues Match.com
• Relationship: Clocking In?
• What His Porn Says About Him?

Here’s the picture of the sculpture that parents are complaining about:

You can watch the skype date here: http://www.lemondrop.com/2009/07/21/would-you-go-on-a-skype-date/

We didn’t talk about this on our show but what is up with Madonna’s arms?!!!

That’s all and thank you all for listening!

The girls will return next week (hopefully), so don’t fret. If you miss them that much, download some of their previous shows in their archive section. Check out the other shows on the station this week -

Tues - Mike & Hammy (10pm eastern)
Wed - The EDGE (11pm eastern)
Thurs - Filler Show (10pm eastern)

Have a good week, folks.

Here are some things we spoke about….

- Is there a polo horse cult?
- The Morning After Pill is now available for 17 year olds without parental consent
- A human statue, and the things she can’t do
- Will karma eventually get us just like the Hart Family?
- We read listener feedback on this week’s question – What’s the most annoying thing a current or past boyfriend/girlfriend has ever done?

Next week’s question - What are some weird nicknames that you have or know of from others? – If you can give us some backstories to the nicknames, that’d be cool as well. Hit us up on Twitter, Facebook, Myspace or email us at theedge[at]edgefm.net.

- Mike’s Book Club – A Practical Guide to Racism by C.H. Dalton

- Mike’s WNEW Behind The Hits: U2′s Pride (In The Name Of Love)
- Sal’s “shitty” prom story (haw haw)

- Top 10 women that woman get hard-ons for… #1 was Angelina Jolie!

Yeah….The Edge is starting to seem like they have bad luck with their 3rd mics. Is it karma? Who cares…that’s life. We’re going to keep our streak alive, and impatiently wait for Swayze to expire.

Mike’s first co-host Phil (pre-Cuntstine, pre-Raoooooool, pre-Sal) called in and contributed to the highlight of the show…. masturbation advice.

Here’s some other stuff that went down…..

- Wrestlemania’s Top 10 Moments

- Ren sings a new hit(he’s a weatherman??)
- Palm reading

- We chat about how our off air conversations transpire
- Palm Sunday, Ash Wednesday, ashy teabags and dickheads

Sex with spam advice from a new favorite site.

Open the Spam can and remove the meat from the can. Rinse off the fat in warm water. Take the spam and place it on a plate. Take duck tape and wrap it around the spam to hold it together. Now out a portion of the spam in the shape of an oval egg…or like this ()… about the circumference of you penis or a bit smaller Heat the Spam pussy slightly in a microwave to get it warm, but not hot. Now slide your penis inside for a incredible feeling. Stroke your Spam pussy up and down your shaft until you shoot off…the fat in the spam is all the lube you will need.

Thanks for the support. Keep checking our ever-evolving website for updates and other happenings. Check out next week’s broadcast to learn about elder-care-coma-patient-rape porn.

The giant sea worm Mike spoke about that owned a British aquarium.

Why not?

SuperVixen is still in the process of moving into her new house… and she’s still living at the old place while moving things over to the new one. Her husband moved the computer today… so she’s got no computer for tonight to broadcast with. We’re talking about possibly doing a show later in the week, so stay tuned.

Speaking of the girls, they will be blogging very soon on this site with their own blog. So stay tuned for that as well… and tune into Mike & Hammy tomorrow night at 10pm eastern and The EDGE on Wednesday night at 11pm eastern… right here at the place where talk lives… this is EDGE FM.

They have a few things lined up, so stay tuned!

The number to call in is 1-866-941-EDGE(3343)

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