Mike and Sal 8/31

Mike and Sal had a great show. There was political talk, Boss talk, Albanian gypsy talk, patio furniture sex talk, inflatable raft sex talk, shoe-throwing gang rape talk, flip-flop shoe to the penis battery talk, and Muslim tit grabbing talk. That’s not even half of the talk.

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Here’s some more talk….

  • HIV test shuts down the porn industry for a bit
  • School bans national anthem(it’s too violent) Curt from Unrecognized Geniuses says he will sing it for us
    I Get Uncomfortable Watching The Trainwreck Below

  • Man has sex with inflatable raft, woman fondles boyfriend’s son, and Sal’s neighbor’s dog sucks cock
  • Sal is searching for a co-host for his upcoming political show
  • Man mowing his lawn at 4:30AM starts a convo about shitty neighbors
  • Sal’s Korean neighbor punches him in face and Doug’s Albanian gypsy neighbor’s are a nuisance
    The Asian shoe thrower from Austin Powers is heading to jail for assisting in a gang rape
  • A singer dies for a little while during the show, and the Religious Segment is back!

    Intro Song: Red Hot Chilli Peppers- Higher Ground

    Break SOng: Scott Weiland- Missing Cleveland

The Edge 5/19 Recap

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Cat traps, sperm, prepubescent tattoos, Mike not dating Jews, dead dogs, instant death phone apps, robot sex, and vehicular manslaughter are just some things you’ll hear us talk about in this episode. Speaking of episodes… the Travolta’s are expecting another accident waiting to happen.
(The above picture is offensive..yes..we know…so don’t go crying to us..besides, we didn’t kill it)

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Here’s some stuff we touched upon…..

  • Justin Bieber’s new tattoo. Is it appropriate for a 16 year old to get a tattoo? Here’s the link to the pic/article
  • Brett Michaels and his cum soaked bandanna, back from his brain pwnage, heads to Aperah and Celebrity Apprentice

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  • he Glossary of Perversion- Letter G
  • Being married by a robot, sex dolls, and threesomes with them
  • Deshon has been resurrected by The Edge..Should we have left him for dead?
  • Deshon’s desperation for all to see on Twitter *see below
  • Travolta’s wife run over at the airport, and his dogs are pregnant…or the other way around…..
  • Why She Falls Out Of Love
  • How To Ruin A Date With Your Car
  • Dating Woman That Have No Friends
  • Sperm-Jackers

Be warned that this show is offensive, but know that we’re not serious…so calm down fuckers.

Here’s some examples of Deshon on Twitter

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The Edge 1/27 Recap

Tonight’s show was an RJ-less show… meaning it was a good one. Mike and Sal return to their usual A.D.D. style of conversation. They talked about everything under the sun, from Gary Coleman getting arrested to guys who’re short and think they can’t get women. A lot of randomness tonight, so download the show and see if you can keep up.

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Some stuff we touched upon….

  • Sal thinks he may be God
  • Do short men have a chance with women?
  • Sex chips (not a porno movie involving motorcycle cops)
  • Rock’s Top Frontmen
  • Bad grades= Dead Hamster
  • Eating dogs,cats,turtles, and ass….
  • Why You Always Get Dumped

Thanks to all who listened, and Mike and Sal want to thank RJ’s airbag for giving him a week off from his strenuous job here at Edge FM. ;)

Sal’s FYIs

1. Sal does NOT stroll elementary schools in his spare time!

2. Sal has a lot of stalkers. (Don’t ask why….even though they’re fat messes,he’s flattered… he’ll take it.

3. Sal’s REAL TWITTER is @njsal. It is not edgefmsal, or sally. NJSal has been his nickname for more than 3 years now.

Special Report: What is going on?

As it comes to be 2PM in the afternoon eastern time on this Sunday June 28 2009, one has to ask themself this question… WHAT HAPPENED THIS PAST WEEK? The reasoning behind the question is obvious… but for those who have been living under a rock recently, here’s a quick refresher.

There are currently other famous people on the brink of passing such as broadcasting legend Walter Cronkite and actor/EDGE FM antagonist Patrick Swayze.

It begs asking, WHY all of a sudden are these famous figures dropping like flies? Is there something in the water, Is there government involvement… or is God deciding to clean house with the apocalypse right around the corner…

…or is it just one giant coincidence?

Apparently, no one can answer these questions… those of us here at EDGE FM have tried contacting God for further questions, but no reponse has been given as of this writing.

People are saying that death is such a normal everyday thing.. that why is it when these big names pass away it’s made to be such a big deal? Average no-name people pass on a hourly (minutely, is that a word?) basis and yet no one bats an eye. My quick response to that is.. just think about Michael Jackson without all of the alleged child-touching accusations and other oddities for a second. He was an entertainer with a gift who inspired thousands on a daily basis. Some of today’s biggest artists (Beyonce, Chris Brown, Justin Timberlake, etc) all attribute their inspirations in some way to Michael Jackson.

When a big name such as Jackson passes on, it is important to pause and reflect upon the legacy left upon the world by that person’s actions. It’s also natural that the bigger a name is, the more attention will be given to that person. So to those who snob upon the famous getting the attention when they pass, I say ‘too bad’. If you want some recognition when you pass, do something to get it!

I encourage all of you to leave your thoughts and comments below regarding your feelings upon those who passed or your response to those who nay-say the deaths of the famous.

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