This show really was quite the ballyhoo, or as Mike might also say, hootenanny. This humdinger of an episode had the usual death threats, off-topic rants, and Sal flying off the handle once again. No surprise there..but what did come as a surprise was a phone call from Wayne, Sal’s longtime friend that’s often mentioned on the show. He brought up a few stories from the past that shed new light on Sal’s teenage years.

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Here’s some other stuff Mike and Sal touched upon….

• A nine year old dismembered, you can’t argue with mother nature, Grand Wizard Sal, and Mike The Pimp
• Psychics at crime scenes, and Mike mixes up John Edwards and John Edwards
• Like A Tool: Man walks 1000 miles to propose to girlfriend
  
• Man Found Dead With Dildo Jammed Down Throat
• Hey kid…want to get in my van? I’ll pay your cellphone bill
• Sal really does like black people
• The serial horse rapist strikes again, and Benny The Autistic Horse has a bigger following than Edge FM
  
• Human hunters
• Bonus time..or “Boss Time” – we spoke about public bathrooms
  
  Opening Song: Sevendust- Praise
  
  Break Song: Metallica- Whiskey In The Jar
  

Great show tonight. We touched on a wide variety of topics which included Jehovah Witnesses, Tony Danza, dog sex, horse sex, Bert, Beyonce, The Goonies, Paul’s Denny’s Table shirt flying high, Rocky Dennis, pubic hair, strip clubs, tire theft, and Jellybean. More importantly, we spoke about how Edge FM has a free Android App.

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Here’s some more stuff we chit-chatted about….

• VERY RANDOM PIC
  
• The Old Spice commercial guy fingers an autistic horse with no name (supposedly on accident)
• Cops walk in on a guy banging a dog in a trailer
  
• Shitty house guests- I speak about an old house guest and what I did to her (involves my pubes)
• Tony Danza has a new reality show
• I recommend The Goonies and The Princess Bride
• Twitter rumors: Beyonce is allegedly pregnant
  
• Cell phone germs
  Botulism
• Cripple of The Week: Amy631
  

  Stuff We Wanted To Talk About But Ran Out Of Time
  

• Kim Kardashian Blowup Doll





• One This Day 1977 – A plane carrying Lynyrd Skynyrd crashes in Mississippi, killing lead singer Ronnie Van Zant and guitarist Steve Gaines along with backup singer Cassie Gaines, the road manager, pilot, and co-pilot.
  Intro Song: Saliva
  
  Break Song: Marilyn Manson- Beautiful People
  

Besides not being on RadioMax anymore, tonight’s sow was the usual nightly dose of death wishes, stupid news, car crashes, and talk that would get any terrestrial show blacklisted from the radio. To find out why The Edge is no longer on RadioMax, listen to the first few minutes of this show, when we touch upon that situation.

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Here’s some more stuff we spoke about….

• Guy crashes through doors of a adult store to steal a 150 dollar toy
  
• Justin Bieber gets props for his revenge on a prankster
• Memories of recess and school days…and young Mike’s gymnastics routine
• Lou Gehrig has been robbed of his own disease
  
• Why I was suspended for 42 days and kept back in tenth grade
• The sperm sprayer strikes again
• Happy Birthday Patrick Swayze
  
• How To Score At A Sausage Fest (My reading this while drunk is more entertaining than the topic itself)
• When Your Woman Fakes It
• A horse herpes story, and why my cats are backed into the corner like that
  
• Special thanks to Jesse for joining the chat tonight.
  
  Intro Song
  
  Break Song
  
  
  That we are…so check out the rest of the lineup here at Edge FM.

Mike’s widely anticipated return was a good one. His return equals, or possibly eclipses the arrival of the Beatles to the US on Feb. 7, 1964. We packed so much into this two hour episode, which goes to show men are in fact, the smarter ones. The ladies from Monday night’s show are probably-definitely-going-to crucify Mike.

Some things to expect…..

- Mike and Sal agree with the majority in Hollywood regarding Perez Hilton
- Eating zebras… and masturbating with unicorn horns

- Tattoo girl recap

- How we met our most recent significant others
- For men: How To Improve Your Looks – no hope for Sal
- Men PWN women in every aspect of life
- Why PETA sucks, and should die….

- WNEW.com Behind The Hits: Led Zeppelin – Black Dog

Thanks for joining us. Check back next week to see if Mike survives the beating coming his way from the ladies…

As promised by Sal – The Chris Benoit Picture Collection