This week’s show was it’s usual randomness, accompanied by some ridiculous rants. Mike and Sal discussed photography, field day, the hierarchy of breakfast meats, rape, “bird downings,” and homosexual relationship rumors. Be sure to listen to this one and pay full attention, because Mike and Sal amazingly touch upon a tremendous amount of topics in only two hours.

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Some stuff Mike and Sal touched upon….

• One in seven men will be raped this year
• The Duggar family posts a pic of their miscarriage
• Photography, podcasting, herpes, cheerleading, and other rants
• Women gets owned by elevator and dies in front of two passengers
• Massive duck suicide
• Hulk Hogan gay rumors
  
• Deshon update
• Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, Rick Perry, Donald Trump
  
  
  
  
  
• Guy accidentally kills fiance during a bondage/meth romp, then sets her, his truck, & himself on fire
  The meth story reminds of of a video of a guy that sets himself on fire and jumps off a bridge to his death. Video below.
  
• Sausage, scrapple, pork roll, bacon, spam, blood sausage, and the breakfast meat hierarchy
  Another video we spoke about. Cliff dive fail. VERY GRAPHIC
  
  Intro Song: Korn- Freak On A Leash
  
  Break Song: Rick James- Superfreak
  

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The Some Guy Show, now in a podcast format, features the irreverent jokes and jibes of host Jay Such. He writes jokes, and owns a Honda. His targets: himself, mainly, but who knows where pop culture references and topics of the day will lead. It’s a conversation like none other between Jay and his co-hosts, Joe Kearney, and TheDeskChicken as they ask such meaningful questions as “Why would women smuggle drugs in their va-jay-jay?” And with thousands of hits within days of posting his podcasts or Youtube videos, The Some Guy Show has the funny answers. Check out this episode on the Edge FM stream, or grab it on iTunes.

Mike and Sal always ask when something big happens, “why couldn’t it happen on a Wednesday?” Well, Mike called for this to happen JUST earlier in the day. The Mike and Sal Show crutch, Steve Jobs, has passed away. Hear their take on this breaking news, Yom Kippur, the Occupy Wall Street protests, and catchy songs. This show is a must-listen, so make sure you hit the download link below.

If you haven’t already, subscribe to Mike and Sal to download automatically to your Apple devices, and Zunes. We also have an iPhone app available. You can listen to any show without having to download it. We also have an Android app, and ways to listen from any mobile device!

Here’s some stuff that Mike and Sal touched upon…..

• #OccupyWallStreet, corporate greed, and politics. Sal says he knows how what would fix the economy.
  List Of The Protestors Below
  
• Mike’s arch nemesis, Steve Jobs has died. Listen to his take on the breaking news
  
• Robbers are let off the hook after accidentally stealing child porn
• The “baby selling” debate continues
  
• Would you buy a coffee stained t-shirt? If so, die.
• Churchgoer gouges out his own eyes with his bare hands. Sal’s religion isn’t that powerful…yet.
• Naked man bitten by police dog, circumcision bans banned, and Sal got bit on his ass by a boxer
• Family uses Google search engine to find the best way to “kill an old person”
  Intro Song: AC/DC- Hell’s Bells
  
  Break Song: Godsmack-Voodoo
  

The drama from the infighting in our chat room spread to the show via phone calls. Some of our listeners, along with our former co-host made it an interesting night. Other than that…it was an awesome show. The phone was busy, the topics were interesting, and the laughs were endless.

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Some stuff we spoke about…..

• Canada’s earthquake and the difference in reactions to earthquakes between east and west coasters
• Are you cheating? We talk about different scenarios, and decide whether it’s cheating or not
• Lion burger
• Lemon Party In The Ball Pit
• Health watchdog suing McDonalds because Happy Meals “lure” children
  
• Regular Ren treats his shower like a litter box
• THE LAST TIME: For the last time, I share the Bam Bam Bigelow story
• A year after Michael Jackson’s death….where were you when you heard the news?
  
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• Regular Ren calls in for the 4th time and opens up about his “short cummings” in the bedroom
• Does penis size matter? A woman’s perspective…
• I open up the Marble Notebook
  
• Our iTunes reviews
• We have an iTunes application coming very soon..keep an eye out
  Our song choices for tonight…
  Intro Song
  AC/DC – Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
  
  Our Break Song
  Inner Circle – Sweat (A La La La La Long)
  
  Regular Ren’s Greatest Hits>
  

Get your home AIDS tests ready and make sure you download this show if you missed it. (If you’re an insecure woman, you really need to listen.) Personally, I have a lot of fun tonight, and I’m excited for everyone to listen to this episode.

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Some stuff we touched upon….

• Home AIDS tests in the box of Cheerios
  
• Sleep deprivation
• Will Lil Wayne ever make it to prison? Looks like he’s been practicing.
  
• Advice for guys with performance anxiety
• I might have Alzheimers, but at least I don’t have Alzheimers
• Two men boil themselves to death
  
• Man fries his dick and dies after surviving car accident
• How will the world end?

Make sure you join us next week and Wednesday at 10PM est!

Here’s how RJ describes my eyebrows

Tonight’s show was an RJ-less show… meaning it was a good one. Mike and Sal return to their usual A.D.D. style of conversation. They talked about everything under the sun, from Gary Coleman getting arrested to guys who’re short and think they can’t get women. A lot of randomness tonight, so download the show and see if you can keep up.

You can download the show directly here. You can also subscribe to The Edge on Itunes.

Some stuff we touched upon….

• Sal thinks he may be God
• Do short men have a chance with women?
• Sex chips (not a porno movie involving motorcycle cops)
• Rock’s Top Frontmen
• Bad grades= Dead Hamster
• Eating dogs,cats,turtles, and ass….
• Why You Always Get Dumped

Thanks to all who listened, and Mike and Sal want to thank RJ’s airbag for giving him a week off from his strenuous job here at Edge FM. ;)

Sal’s FYIs

1. Sal does NOT stroll elementary schools in his spare time!

2. Sal has a lot of stalkers. (Don’t ask why….even though they’re fat messes,he’s flattered… he’ll take it.

3. Sal’s REAL TWITTER is @njsal. It is not edgefmsal, or sally. NJSal has been his nickname for more than 3 years now.

This weeks episode was chock full of entertainment, helpful information, useless information, and of course, news talk. Also tune in to hear some great music talk, and other entertainment news.

Some other stuff we touched upon….

- Talking bad about Sammy Hagar is alright, but about David Lee Roth? BLASPHEMY! Hear what happens when RJ commits this sin.
- 10 Traits Of A Real Man…by The Edge’s favorite blogger, Mr Mafioso
- Music Talk: Velvet Revolver, Radio Head, MTV, and The Edge did a WNEW – Forgotten Favorites segment, covering Van Halen- Fair Warning
- Michael Jackson called in and told us Bubbles owes him $12,000
- The Art Of Persuasion…. and that doesn’t mean rape!
- Girls around the world are soaking wet over vampire stories
- 11 Places Where Women Want To Be Touched

You can download this episode here, or subscribe to The Edge on iTunes, or Zune.

Here’s the Courtney Love pic we were talking about.

Thanks for joining us, and make sure you subscribe to us on iTunes if you missed the show.

The Edge started off their summer schedule this week, and if you missed it….you suck. If you missed the show, there’s a few different ways to catch it.

Subscribe to The Edge on iTunes.

Download our podcast from our archive on this site.

Listen to our replay on RadioMaxMusic.com on Friday at 10PM est.

Things you missed….

- Sal crushes beer cans on head
- Someone in NJ thinks that Mike is a dirty pig
- Mike and Sal are vultures for Swayze
- Poison/Def Leppard kiss and make up.. Mike cums in pants
- How to be a gentleman
- MTV’s ’16 and Pregnant’
- A Barney song gone horribly wrong (see below)

Thanks for listening, and be sure to catch us next week for more off-topic rants, death wishes, useless advice, and perverted thoughts.

The Edge w/Mike and Sal and NO RJ aired again. Will he be back…we don’t know. Should we build a revolving door at the Edge FM studios? Probably. Either way, The Edge doesn’t miss a beat. If you missed the show, you missed a great one.

Here are some things we spoke about….

- Is there a polo horse cult?
- The Morning After Pill is now available for 17 year olds without parental consent
- A human statue, and the things she can’t do
- Will karma eventually get us just like the Hart Family?
- We read listener feedback on this week’s question – What’s the most annoying thing a current or past boyfriend/girlfriend has ever done?

Next week’s question - What are some weird nicknames that you have or know of from others? – If you can give us some backstories to the nicknames, that’d be cool as well. Hit us up on Twitter, Facebook, Myspace or email us at theedge[at]edgefm.net.

- Mike’s Book Club – A Practical Guide to Racism by C.H. Dalton

- Mike’s WNEW Behind The Hits: U2′s Pride (In The Name Of Love)
- Sal’s “shitty” prom story (haw haw)

- Top 10 women that woman get hard-ons for… #1 was Angelina Jolie!

Yeah….The Edge is starting to seem like they have bad luck with their 3rd mics. Is it karma? Who cares…that’s life. We’re going to keep our streak alive, and impatiently wait for Swayze to expire.

Happy Earth Day, you damn hippies! How are you celebrating this day? When your done with your gardening and other meaningless activities to fill your empty lives, take some time to listen to Mike, Sal and RJ. If you don’t, we’ll poison your ponies and pour acid on your genitalia.

Some stuff we’ll touch upon…

- Ladies that other ladies gush wetness for
- How to hold it in (we’re talkin bout either #1 or #2)
- What are some drawbacks of being a human statue?
- How do women not know they’re pregnant until it’s time to deliver?
- Have you ever tried to make an ex feel guilty? (Mike expands on a topic from Monday’s FV Show)
- QUESTION OF THE WEEK: What’s the most annoying thing a current, or past boyfriend/girlfriend has ever done?

Call in and chat with us at 866-941-EDGE(3343).

I don’t care who the ladies gush themselves over… have you seen Stephenie Tanner recently?

Who cares if she’s a meth addict?!