This show was a clusterfuck. The download will be available soon, but if you didn’t listen already, expect talk about Marconis, tsunamis, uncles with AIDS, Terri Shiavo sex, breast feeding at Target, sticking things up our asses, Dancing Queen, raping Justin Bieber, killing a family of 8 for singing Country Roads, and a lot more. Keep checking back here our our feeds for the download.

Hour 1 -

Sean Kingston – Fire Burning (Dave Aude Radio Edit)
Bruno Mars – It Will Rain
The Wanted – Glad You Came
Martin Solveig (ft. Dragonette) – Hello
Rihanna – Only Girl (In The World)
Madonna – Into the Groove
Taio Cruz – Believe in Me Now
Britney Spears – Hold It Against Me
Afrojack (ft. Eva Simons) – Take Over Control
Kat DeLuna (ft. Elephant Man) – Everybody Dance
Alexandra Stan – Mr. Saxobeat
Dead or Alive – You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)
La Roux – Bulletproof
Jay Sean (ft. Sean Paul & Lil Jon) – Do You Remember
Eiffel 65 – Blue (Da Ba Dee)
Ray J (ft. Yung Berg) – Sexy Can I
Richard Vission & Static Revenger – I Like That

Hour 2 -

Ne-Yo – Miss Independent
Ne-Yo – One in a Million
Color Me Badd – All 4 Love
David Guetta (ft. Akon) – Sexy Bitch
*NSync – Bye Bye Bye
LMFAO – Sexy & I Know It
Jay Sean (ft. Lil Wayne) – Down
Jennifer Lopez (ft. Pitbull) – On The Floor
Taylor Dayne – Tell It To My Heart
Flo-Rida – Good Feeling
Justin Bieber (ft. Usher) – Somebody to Love
Chris Brown – With You
David Guetta (ft. Usher) – Without You
Cobra Starship (ft. Sabi) – You Make Me Feel
David Guetta (ft. Rihanna) – Who’s That Chick
Pitbull (ft. T-Pain) – Hey Baby (Drop It To The Floor)

Hour 3 -

Darude – Sandstorm
Gym Class Heroes (ft. Adam Levine) – Stereo Hearts
Akon – Angel
Cascada – Last Christmas
Maroon 5 (ft. Christina Aguilera) – Moves Like Jagger
Taio Cruz (ft. Flo-Rida) – Hangover
LMFAO – Party Rock Anthem
Rihanna – S&M
Pitbull (ft. Chris Brown) – International Love
Enrique Inglesias (ft. Pitbull) – I Like How It Feels
Raghav (ft. Kardinal Offishall) – So Much
David Guetta – Gettin Over You
Jason DeRulo – Don’t Wanna Go Home
Pitbull (ft. Machel Montano) – Alright
Usher (ft. Pitbull) – DJ Got Us Falling in Love Again
Edward Maya – Stereo Love

September 12th, 2011 Show Rundown

Segment 1

WE’RE BACK! After an almost month long absence from the wonderful world of unpaid internet radio, we return to EdgeFM happy to be back. Hammy say’s although he loved vacation and being stuck in Florida, he missed doing the show.

The hosts of EdgeFM are doing a Fantasy Football game and Dutch (from Hippojuice and Dutch & Royce) is very annoyed he’s losing to Hammy, who’s team was all picked automatically and 3 of his starters are injured.

We obviously couldn’t go through this show without mentioning that yesterday was the 10 year anniversary of the 9/11 attacks. Hammy talks about how his Dad worked just a few blocks away from the WTC and how 9/11 means more to people in the New York and Washington DC then people in the mid-west or west coast just because a lot of people on the east coast knew people that worked in New York.

We talked about Muslims in a Tennessee town that are being terrorized because they want to build a Mosque and the folks in the town down want it.

Hammy tells a story about how he got into a fight with a “Truther” a few years ago on the anniversary of 9/11 because he tried helping a mourning family member that was being harrassed by the “Truthers”.

Hammy talks about getting stuck in Florida while Hurricane Irene flooded most of the New York area. He talks about hanging out with Royce, Marie and the Hippojuice gang and says he had a great time. (Check them out at Hippojuice.com)

Mike talks about the possibility of moving to florida because his family might be selling the house in Jersey and everything is cheaper in Florida. We talk about how houses might be cheap, but jobs pay less and gas is more expensive in Florida.

We talk about Fantasy Football. Mike says it gives you a reason to cheer for other teams besides your own. Hammy says this is his first year and he is addicted. He tells a story about a league he is in with friends that he couldn’t make the draft for and they drafted him nothing but kickers, punters and the Miami Dolphins defense.

Hammy says he is happy Dutch is annoyed that his hand-picked team is losing against Hammys auto-picked team. Hammy says he won’t change anything about his team except change players that are on a bye weeks and see how many games he wins.

Hammy talks about his cruise and says he loved the Oasis Of The Seas, the Royal Caribbean ship he took.

Hammy says the only problem with security was getting his $300 stereo headphones off of the ship. Customs had an issue with them and wanted to see if they were a bomb.

We discuss 9/11 again and how Hollywood is gonna eventually make a “Titanic” like love story surrounding the attacks. We guessed that a “Titanic” like love story surrounding the 9/11 attacks will be released by 2051, the 50 year anniversary of the attacks.

We talked about Country music artists that already released “I love America” type songs right after the attacks and made lots of money profiting over peoples patriotism, like Tobey Keith’s “Courtesy Of The Red, White & Blue”

Hammy says all Country music sounds exactly the same and Country stations play the national anthem at 12 Noon every day to salute the troops. We agree that patriotism is fine, but Country stations and singers are too much and not necessary. Hammy broke down the 7 stereotypes that are in almost every single Country song:

We took a look at the top Country songs on the Billboard charts and guessed what the songs were about just based off the song title.

Hammy says the worst thing about Country and music in general is the fact that Taylor Swift is famous because every song she writes are bitter songs about previous boyfriends. We play her latest single “Mean”.

Hammy says although we just trashed Country music for the past 30 minutes, he loves Motley Crue and songs like “Girls, Girls, Girls”, where they just talk about having sex with women.

We talk about Johnny Cash, a Country artist we actually like. After a few more minutes of music talk, we finally take a break.

Break 1 Songs

Segment 2

Mike complains about how bad his car is and talks about how his engine gives off a foul smell and parts are constantly breaking. Feedback comes in with what kind of car Mike should get.

We are beginning to really like Katt Williams. During a recent show, he trashed a Mexican man in the audience and people are outraged.

We discussed his interview on CNN after the incident with the news anchor trying to get an apology from Katt.

Awesome show.. We had a great lead-in from our buddies, The Clutch and Wiggle Experience tonight. It was one of our patented A.D.D shows. Lets see if you can keep up with our off-topic rants, death wishes, funny stories, and our angry tirades. You’ll learn about the dos and dont’s of butt-play, what Christmas songs we love and hate, and how Koof’s visit to the Traina household went.

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Here’s some more stuff that went down….

• Pedophile Book Writer Arrested
  
• Christmas Music talk- Wham, Christmas Wrapping, Deshon, Barking Dogs, pedophile, and more…
  
• Brothers fight over chicken that was bitten, not knowing their asshole mother was to blame
• Australian marries his dog, but says it’s just a joke… BULLSHIT!
• Talk about some local radio hosts being fired and arrested…reminisced when terrestrial radio was good
  
• Anal Sex Preparation
• Masturbation Side Effects
  
• Audible cracking sound from the penis?
• New hit from Deshon coming soon!
  Intro Song: Linkin Park- One Step Closer
  
  Break Song: Soundgarden- Pretty Noose
  
  Other Christmas Songs We Spoke About Or Wanted To Touch Upon

  *Special Note

  To all you fuckos that want to bash my show, Edge FM, or any other people we’re affiliated with, we hope your entire Christmas is spent on the toilet trying to pass a bowel movement the size of a basketball, and you prolapse your assholes trying to push it out. Eat shit, you wastes of life! FUCK OFF!

  

If you want to learn about animal abuse, the negative effects of masturbation, songs that get us turned on, blumpkins(see below), the baby sparrow, or a new Ash Wednesday religious procedure, well, you came to the right place.

You can listen to this episode right HERE

• RJ calls in to explain his departure…..and possible return to Edge FM
  
• Dinty Moore Beef Stew, cunt sludge, and the PD’s daughter smells like government cheese
• Jesse James, Hernando, and trashy chicks
• Sandra Bullock or money? What would you rather have?
  
  
  
• What song gets you horny?
• My ongoing war with those fucking squirrels
• Steven Segal, Russian whores, scabs on your spongy dick, and Don Imus needs to go
  
• Singers in China fined for lip syncing
• Masturbating during the Fantasy Vixen Show causes male pattern baldness
• World Orgasm Day is December 21

Blumpkin- from Urban Dictionary

to receive a blowjob with defecating (taking a dump) The best of two worlds. This is universal, I can’t believe it wasn’t in here before!
“That New Jersey hooker gave me a blumpkin and a scorching case of genital warts for $3.62″

The songs you heard tonight were Saliva- Click Click Boom, and Def Leppard- Too Late For Love

Thanks for joining us, and be sure to follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and of course, listen to us every Wednesday!

We’re back for another week of entertaining news talk, social commentary, music talk, and great lifestyle advice. This show will start an hour earlier – 9PM est for this week only.

Here’s some topics we’ll be discussing

- Flip flops can kill
- Arguing with vegetarians
- Remembering Les Paul
- Can you trust her? We’ll let you know.
- Why NJ is so corrupt
- The Funny Factor: Sense Of Humor vs Looks
- Behind The Hits: The Doors- Break On Through To The Other Side

We’ll be covering more than that. So join us at 9PM EST! If you want to join the discussions, call in at 866-941-EDGE(3343)

For those who missed the show, here’s the list of songs that I played on tonight’s music show…

MIKE @ RADIOMAX – 8/13/09

Hour 1 -

Les Paul & Mary Ford – How High the Moon
Lesley Gore – It’s My Party
Jeremih – Birthday Sex
Alice In Chains – Man In The Box
Sean Paul – So Fine
Jonathan Edwards – Sunshine (Go Away Today)
Chickenfoot – Soap on a Rope
The Gap Band – You Dropped a Bomb on Me
Oingo Boingo – Nasty Habits
Cliff Richard – Devil Woman
Samantha Fox – Naughty Girls
Papa Roach – Forever
U2 – Pride (In The Name of Love)
Alien Ant Farm – Wish
Cyndi Lauper – Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

Hour 2 -

Steve Miller Band – Jet Airliner
David Guetta (feat. Cozi) – Baby When The Light
Jamie Foxx (feat. T-Pain) – Blame It
Prince – Lets Go Crazy
April Wine – Just Between You and Me
Liz Phair – Why Can’t I?
Skid Row – 18 and Life
Sweet – Ballroom Blitz
Four Tops – Baby I Need Your Loving
50 Cent – In Da Club
The Eagles – Take It Easy
System of a Down – BYOB
Dion – Runaround Sue
Puddle of Mudd – Psycho
TLC – No Scrubs
Rene y Rene – Lo Mucho Que Te Quiero
Blur – Song 2

…now be honest. Can terrestrial radio touch that variety.. and play that many songs in an hour?

HELL NO.

We return tomorrow night at 10pm eastern for our usual ramblings about oddball news, music news, lifestyle topics, our WEEKLY QUESTION SEGMENT, and more.

Some of what to expect…

• 12 Steps to an Intimate Relationship
• 9 Jobs that DON’T Require a Degree
• Our WNEW.com ‘Behind The Hits’ segment
• Songs about breaking the law!
• We’ll teach you how to read people’s faces and learn what they’re thinking
• We will also talk about some absolutely ridiculous wedding customs

… and more.

We’ll also read our answer’s for this week’s question. Post your answer if you haven’t yet… just read the post!

…and yes, there is a new piece of Swayze news to report..

We’ll catch you guys tomorrow night!

Just a quick site update… CBS Radio recently released an update to the Play.It Player which powers our EDGE Rock and The Bounce CHR music formats. They had changed the player so that there’s a sidebar with links to easily change stations to either AOL or CBS stations. They also changed the way ads are handled when you open the player. The size of the player was also increased, and we here at EDGE FM were unable to change the coding for the size due to a glitch with WordPress, which powers this site.

So if you were unable to use the Play.It player recently due to the size issue, the problem has now been fixed. Please feel free to continue listening to EDGE Rock Radio or The Bounce. We apologize for any inconvienience.

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• EDGE Rock Radio
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Another week is in the books, and the streak continues for The Edge. On another note, Patrick’s staying alive streak continues as well. We had some news about the radio industry, music, and another penis mutilation story.

Here’s some other topics we touched upon…..

- New additions to Edge FM
- Man walks into seafood restaurant with dick-in-hand
- The best 6 seconds of a 5th grader’s summer

- Six Sex Myths That Are True
- WNEW: Top 10 Pathetic Whining Songs
- Signs You’re About To Be Fired
- We’re almost done with covering Swayze… he just won’t die

Thanks to the folks that joined us, and for those who missed it, you can download the show here. Also, don’t forget to check out our new affiliates.

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