We’re back, and we’re available for download again after last week’s lost episode. We plugged our buddy’s new show an unnecessary amount of time, talked shit (literally) about the Last Supper, whiskey-dick, my porn star gym teacher, water bed humping, and cougars.

Catch this show here. If you haven’t already, subscribe to The EDGE to download automatically to your Apple devices, and Zunes. We also have an Iphone app available. You can listen to any show without having to download it.

Here’s some other stuff we touched upon…..

• What celebrities would you have a threesome with?
  -Mike’s answer was Beyonce and Shakira
  -My answer was Taylor Swift and Balki from Perfect Strangers
  
• My Zune lives!
• Man replaces girlfriend with real doll
  
• School gets rid of swing set, keeps monkey bars….
• Limp dicks, dolphin sex, RJ’s show, Hitler FM, and moving to San Francisco
  
• Mike’s Cripple Of The Week- Parabeauty4U2 from Disabled Passions
• Declawing a Cougar
• That gay site, KGB
• The Last Supper…Edge FM Style
  

  We had a lot of fun tonight and don’t give a fuck if you didn’t. Ha! Hope you join us next week. Fuck Baddog.

It was another week of off topic rants, news talk, relationship advice, death threats, and sharing our disgusting thoughts with the listeners. What was in the pic I posted on Twitter? What does Mike think of Blue Waffle disease? Download the show here to learn that, and much more.

Here’s some other stuff we spoke about…..

• A new show on Edge FM!
• Was Gary Coleman murdered? Listen to the 911 call below.
  
• Man makes girlfriend sign contract to allow abuse
• Van Halen talk…Why? We spoke about the “Jump Suicide Controversy”
• Top 10 Skeletons In Her Closet
• Blue Waffle Disease
• Top 10 Sex Myths
• Married Sex: How To Make It Better
• I do not use my Brillo pad chest to wash dishes
• Happy Birthday Michael J Fox!

Yes, that is Gary Coleman’s death bed picture in the show banner. Here’s the source.

Well, I can’t speak for Mike, but I can assure you that I am all man. I swear to God. I’m sure Mike will have some stuff to say, so lets move on. We did a lot of talking about basically everything. Make sure you listen to this show to know about some great stuff in Edge FM’s future.

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Here’s some other subjects we talked about……

• Another peepee stabber
• Mike kicks the shit out of ladybugs
• Sal is afraid of roller coasters
  
• The Lord Jesus Christ was hit by a car
• The Glossary Of Perversion’s Letter F
• Mike proclaims that I am indeed dying
• The Edge PWNS another show
• I talk about my automobile accident from this week
• Bitches have high expectations, and want to cheat when they don’t get what they want after holidays such as Mother’s Day, New Year’s Ever, and Valentine’s Day

A lot of exciting things are in store for Edge FM, so stay connected and be the first to know what’s going down. Follow us on Facebook and Twitter. Thanks for listening tonight!

What do you think about us starting an Edge FM store? T-shirts, mugs, bumper stickers, jewelry, and other items???? Let us know what you think.

While RJ was either getting shitfaced for St. Patty Swayze Day, or waxing his carrot to American idol, Mike and I continued our unbroken streak (our 120th week to be exact) of radio’s most random talk show.

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Here’s some other stuff we spoke about -

• RJ is a lying sack of poop
• Mike and I imagined what a Edge FM parade would be like
• A 600 pound woman doesn’t think she’s fat enough
• Drunk man puts his baby in the oven…..
• We bash Mr Mafioso once again
• Scott Weiland is the world’s worst husband
• A famous rapper had the soundtrack to Grease in his truck
• The King of Saudi Arabia DID NOT have sex with my wife
• Today’s yoots…and John Lennon can only Imagine how big of a victim they were
• We trashed Connor Clapton, John Lennon, Nick Cannon, Jet Travolta, Oprah, the entire Japanese and Italian race, a few rappers, Lil Wayne, Patrick Swayze, all cancer victims
• I revisit my squirrel story….and some new news regarding that fucking rodent

Some things you’d see in an Edge Parade -

Other floats and performances would include Eric Clapton because we feel bad for making fun of his son Connor’s death tonight, a rape float, performances by the guy that sang the theme to the show from the 80′s Real American Hero, and a JFK assassination reenactment float.

- We briefly mentioned a new show coming to Animal Planet about Mike Tyson and pigeons. Here’s a brief clip with Mike and Uncle Frank from The Jimmy Kimmel Show.

Thanks for listening and keep checking back. The Edge will have it’s own daily blog, named Edge Daily, for your stupid news, our opinions, entertainment talk, and a whole variety of stuff.

Why are we spotlighting Olivia Munn? Just look at her. On a recent broadcast of The Edge, we spoke about Askmen’s Top 99 Women of 2010.

After swooning over Munn, and adding her name to a tag on our site, her name has brought a ton of hits to our site. Check her out here, and see why.

Did RJ die? Mike and I haven’t heard from him all week. Either way, we have a great show planned. Be sure to tune in at 10PM est 7PM pst in out chat room.

If you want to join the conversation, call 1-866-941-EDGE(3343)

Some stuff we’ll chat about..

• A 7000 dollar girlfriend
• Grim Reaper cat
• Grammy award and more music talk
• Does your woman have “daddy issues”
• Valentines Day tips
• Our Black History Month Hero Of The Week

Tonight’s show was an RJ-less show… meaning it was a good one. Mike and Sal return to their usual A.D.D. style of conversation. They talked about everything under the sun, from Gary Coleman getting arrested to guys who’re short and think they can’t get women. A lot of randomness tonight, so download the show and see if you can keep up.

You can download the show directly here. You can also subscribe to The Edge on Itunes.

Some stuff we touched upon….

• Sal thinks he may be God
• Do short men have a chance with women?
• Sex chips (not a porno movie involving motorcycle cops)
• Rock’s Top Frontmen
• Bad grades= Dead Hamster
• Eating dogs,cats,turtles, and ass….
• Why You Always Get Dumped

Thanks to all who listened, and Mike and Sal want to thank RJ’s airbag for giving him a week off from his strenuous job here at Edge FM. ;)

Sal’s FYIs

1. Sal does NOT stroll elementary schools in his spare time!

2. Sal has a lot of stalkers. (Don’t ask why….even though they’re fat messes,he’s flattered… he’ll take it.

3. Sal’s REAL TWITTER is @njsal. It is not edgefmsal, or sally. NJSal has been his nickname for more than 3 years now.

Yeah, I know this isn’t a tech site… nor am I an Apple fan (if you’ve heard The EDGE, you’d know). Apple has finally (after a million years) released their fabled tablet form-factor computer. It’s basically an oversized, souped up iPod Touch. It runs the same operating system (iPhone OS), uses the same app store, etc, blah blah blah. It’s got a much bigger screen, meaning things look better (duh?)… but here’s the kicker.

IT STILL CAN’T RUN FLASH ON THE INTERNET! (so good luck listening to EDGE FM on it)

I just had to say my part.. not that anyone cares. Just another over-hyped Apple product that the millions of sheep all over the world will buy into. Great… oh, and one more thing… Windows-powered ‘Slate PCs’ are coming later this year.. full PC functionality at most likely a lower price. Yup, you read it correctly.

The live Apple event is currently ongoing, but you can catch everything that going on over at Engadget… hit the link -
http://www.engadget.com/2010/01/27/live-from-the-apple-tablet-latest-creation-event/

If you missed this episode, make sure you download it. You’ll learn a lot about the three of us tonight, so give this one a listen.

Download this episode HERE……or you can subscribe to us on Itunes.

Here’s some stuff that went down….

• RJ, strip clubs, prostitutes, massage parlors(what else would you expect)
• Pooping around your significant others
• Music Talk- We talk about 90s grunge, and other tunes
• Soundgarden’s Black Hole Sun
• Slash is black?
• Females Top Sexual Fantasies
• RJ would do Prince
• What women want

This is a good show for you guys to download if you want to learn a thing or two about the opposite sex. Make sure you follow The Edge on Twitter, and let us know what you think of our shows. See you next week!

We have a great show planned this Wednesday at 10PM est/7PM pst. Mike, RJ, and myself will be doing our normally A.D.D driven show full of ish-talking, off topic rants, death wishes, car crashes, and more…

To join the show, just call 1-866-941-EDGE(3343)

Here’s some stuff to look forward to….

• Our opinions on Wyclef Jean(because only our opinions matter)
• Pooping around your woman
• Do woman like short men?
• The top 10 sexual fantasies women have
• Your favorite- anal sex talk
• Sal’s favorite band to release an album this spring

They’ll be much more to talk about. Hope you join us. Remember…you can always follow Edge related news on Twitter. Follow us if you haven’t done so…our tweets are entertaining.