The Edge 11/10 Recap

After a week without Sal, the duo returns to reset the “standard for random talk on Wednesday nights.” Mike gets an A on his Shock Site test, then tries to figure out ways to make Aperah Winfrey laugh. More importantly, Edge FM debuts it’s mobile chat for Android and Apple IOS users.

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Here’s some other things we touched upon….

  • An phone app/STD test
  • Heavy breasts cause overage charges at supermarket
  • Mouse-infested naked man tased, arrested for burglary, assault
  • A Batman vs Spiderman fight breaks out between Mike and listeners live on the show (who’s better?)
  • Oral sex demanded at knifepoint by stinky-snatched woman
  • Glossary of Perversion: Letter L
  • Amazon in hot water for defending pedophile book
  • Mike’s Cripple of The Week: Danniepoo

    An email to the show

    I am currently 16-years-old and turning 17 in three months. My problem is that I’m worried that I might have a small penis. Can you please tell me how big it’s supposed to be at my current age? Is it normal for it to be the size that it currently is? What natural things can I do to make it bigger? My penis is about one-inch long when it is sleeping and about two-and-a–half inches when I’m hard. I have masturbated since I was about 12-years-old. When I first started, I would masturbate three times a day, but I don’t do that much anymore.

    Please help me; I need your advice about my small penis.

    What do you think about this kid’s dilemma?

    Intro Song: Black Stone Cherry- Blind Man

    Break Song: Five Finger Death Punch- Bad Company

    Outro Song: Cartman- Taco Flavored Kisses

    A Song For Sal, Requested By Sal

  • The Edge 7/10 Recap

    With the Edge FM stream still down, Mike and I were still able to keep the “streak” alive for yet another week. The special Saturday episode had hints of sexual assault, arson, rape, animal abuse, racism, sexism, antisemitism, drug use, alcoholism, copyright infringement, and spousal abuse. I guess you can say all in all, it was like our normally scheduled Wednesday programming.

    Our iPhone app is getting ready to roll out.. so stay tuned!

    Here’s some stuff we touched upon…

    • Prince says, “the Internet is dead”
    • 8 Things Women Get Insecure About
    • Man holds mom hostage for not ironing…says “it’s a woman’s job” Your thoughts?
    • The Lindsey Lohan situation…and what Parent Trap twin Mike would rather do
    • Drinking games drinking bets, and being set on fire
    • Man caught masturbating to boy in a Wallmart
    • A little talk about Mel Gibson’s latest “racist” rant

      Beastie Boys for the intro and break songs

      Intro: Beastie Boys- Sabotage

      Break Song: Beastie Boys- Fight For Your Right To Party

    German Coach Eats Boogers

    Why is Olivia Munn such a popular search on Edge FM? Take a look


    The Edge w/Mike and Sal 3/17 Recap

    While RJ was either getting shitfaced for St. Patty Swayze Day, or waxing his carrot to American idol, Mike and I continued our unbroken streak (our 120th week to be exact) of radio’s most random talk show.

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    Here’s some other stuff we spoke about -

    • RJ is a lying sack of poop
    • Mike and I imagined what a Edge FM parade would be like
    • A 600 pound woman doesn’t think she’s fat enough
    • Drunk man puts his baby in the oven…..
    • We bash Mr Mafioso once again
    • Scott Weiland is the world’s worst husband
    • A famous rapper had the soundtrack to Grease in his truck
    • The King of Saudi Arabia DID NOT have sex with my wife
    • Today’s yoots…and John Lennon can only Imagine how big of a victim they were
    • We trashed Connor Clapton, John Lennon, Nick Cannon, Jet Travolta, Oprah, the entire Japanese and Italian race, a few rappers, Lil Wayne, Patrick Swayze, all cancer victims
    • I revisit my squirrel story….and some new news regarding that fucking rodent

    Some things you’d see in an Edge Parade -

    RJ’s Truck

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    Deshon performing ‘Our Wedding Day’ for @fleshforfantasy

    Performance by Greg (Regular Ren)

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    Patrick Swayze Float

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    Other floats and performances would include Eric Clapton because we feel bad for making fun of his son Connor’s death tonight, a rape float, performances by the guy that sang the theme to the show from the 80′s Real American Hero, and a JFK assassination reenactment float.

    - We briefly mentioned a new show coming to Animal Planet about Mike Tyson and pigeons. Here’s a brief clip with Mike and Uncle Frank from The Jimmy Kimmel Show.

    Thanks for listening and keep checking back. The Edge will have it’s own daily blog, named Edge Daily, for your stupid news, our opinions, entertainment talk, and a whole variety of stuff.

    Tonight’s Show Was Sponsored By Chloroform

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