The birds are dead. Tonight’s show was fucking awesome. There’s no other way to put it. The phones are back, last week’s audio glitch is gone, and the chat was out of control. Today was also a record breaking day for hits to the chat/site. We deserve an award.

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• It’s been almost a year since since gay actor, John Travolta’s son died. If you listen to this episode, you’ll finally learn the truth. We have the inside scoop.
• We spoke a little bit about the old racist Bugs Bunny cartoons
  
• Comedian Greg Giraldo died today. We offer condolences, and thoughts about “accidental overdoses.”
• Woman with two of the world’s largest breasts gets reduction
  
• We discuss President Obama’s proposal for a longer school year and take calls
• I once convinced a guy that he was gay. This has nothing to do with me being a minister.
• A midlife crisis at 35…..more people are having one
• Paul’s beard is used as a pinata for children’s birthdays
  
• Edge FM’s Cripple Of The Week: TeddyBearLady
  
• During a discussion about polygamy, RJ from The RJ Show called in and told listeners about a pic I took with my wife’s family that he believes makes me look like I “Mormonized” my wife and her sisters
• Thanks to the callers tonight. We finally got the phone line back up, and received some great calls.
• Happy Birthday to The Filler Show’s Dougie!
  
  Intro Song: Beastie Boys- So Whatcha Want
  
  Break Song: Korn- Freak On A Leash
  
  

  Some stuff we didn’t get to but want to share

  Epic 1905 Page Suicide Note What kind of shit would you write in a suicide note?

  Twitter Hoax: Earthquake Predicted

Happy Earth Day, you damn hippies! How are you celebrating this day? When your done with your gardening and other meaningless activities to fill your empty lives, take some time to listen to Mike, Sal and RJ. If you don’t, we’ll poison your ponies and pour acid on your genitalia.

Some stuff we’ll touch upon…

- Ladies that other ladies gush wetness for
- How to hold it in (we’re talkin bout either #1 or #2)
- What are some drawbacks of being a human statue?
- How do women not know they’re pregnant until it’s time to deliver?
- Have you ever tried to make an ex feel guilty? (Mike expands on a topic from Monday’s FV Show)
- QUESTION OF THE WEEK: What’s the most annoying thing a current, or past boyfriend/girlfriend has ever done?

Call in and chat with us at 866-941-EDGE(3343).

I don’t care who the ladies gush themselves over… have you seen Stephenie Tanner recently?

Who cares if she’s a meth addict?!