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Mike and Sal 2/1 Cookies and Hot Glue Guns

February 2, 2012 By edgefm Leave a Comment

What a great night. Mike and Sal kick of Black History Month like they have the past five years. The Fran Dresher saga continues, add rape to the list of things to look out for at the McDonald’s play area, and friend of the show, Paul calls in to discuss a very bizarre story. Don Cornelius from Soul Train makes his final call to the show before he offs himself. Be sure to listen for all of that, PLUS much more!

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Here’s some stuff Mike and Sal touched upon…….

Mike and Sal let you in on some unknown facts, history, and their insight on the Mike and Sal Show
Whether it’s getting raped by space aliens, illegal aliens, or Frank Sinatra, Fran Dresher loves to share the dirt
Sal is 33 with 2 kids, but that won’t stop him from meeting up with you for fisticuffs
Cum cookies, blindfolds, spoon fulls of cum, and sex movies. Not at Elton john’s party, but a school
Paul calls in with a ridiculously crazy, but true story, which will continue next week
Kids nowadays are spoiled, coddled, self entitled, and need to grow a pair, or be euthanized
Black History Month Song Of The Week

Intro Song: Stone Temple Pilots- Sex Type Thing

Break Song: Beastie Boys- Sabotage

Filed Under: Mike and Sal Page, News Tagged With: Black History Month, cancer, Columbia disaster, comedy podcast, Don Cornelius, Fran Dresher abducted by aliens, Frank Sinatra, hobby, hot glue, internet radio, Lady Pussy, molester, Paul, pipe wrench, rape, ratings, Sex Type Thing, Soul Train, stalkers

Mike and Sal 1/4 Recap

January 5, 2012 By edgefm Leave a Comment

Mike and Sal return live after last week’s monstrosity, and had a great time. They recapped their New Year’s Eve, spoke about shitty music, made some death wishes, talked about sex related deaths, wanna be comedians on the internet, Fran Dresher being raped by Frank Sinatra, and shitty Iowa. This was definitely a great show, so give it a listen.

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Some stuff Mike and Sal touched upon….

Sal’s big Facebook fight on the last day of the year, Jews For Jesus, and sensitivity
Chad Kroeger and Nickleback sucks, as well as Micheal Stipe, Moby, and George Micheal talk
What happens when you add a mouse to Mountain Dew?
Mike and Sal finally decided to find out what’s going on with Ariel Sharon.
Dealing with the death of a loved one. “GET OVER IT!”
Why Sal hides the show/station from certain people
….and so much more! Make sure you download this one!
Intro Song: Metallica- For Whom The Bells Toll

Break Song: Mettalica- Don’t Tread On Me

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Filed Under: News Tagged With: a crystal Fran Dresher rape doll, Ariel Sharon, autoerotic asphyxiation, bestiality, death, Facebook, George Micheal, I want to save enough money to pay Adam Viniteri to kick his mother in the cunt for giving birth to him, internet fighting, Jesus, Jews For Jesus, Michael Stipe, mike, Mike and Sal, Mountain Dew, nanny, Nickleback, radiomaxmusic.com, rape, religion, ron kovacs, Sal, sex

Mike and Sal 12/21 The Contraband Show

December 22, 2011 By edgefm Leave a Comment

What a fun night. A huge array of topics were discussed tonight. Mike and Sal interviewed their friend Paul tonight, and asked him about his days in jail. Find out what Sal got for Hanukkah..or is it Chanukkah? Mike and Sal realized that an entire show could have been dedicated to sexual situations with conjoined twins. They reminisce about their days in elementary school after discussing a stupid story out of Tennessee. Listen to this show, and be sure to get your usual off the wall, off-topic rants, stories, discussions, and ridiculous thoughts.

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Some stuff Mike and Sal touched upon….

The world….and Edge FM’s domain ends one year from today

The World Revolves Around Edge FM
Sal’s Hanukkah experiences
Foreskin usage? Skin factories?
Man hits inconsiderate woman’s head with bowling ball after she turned down his offer to buy drink
Jealous little shits get Bar Mitzvah shirts banned because they weren’t invited
Chick flips her shit and assaults ice cream truck driver for high prices
Conjoined twins and the sexual possibilities
Kid bites pizza into gun shape and is now considered armed and dangerous. Stupid PC schools.

Intro Song: Guns n Roses- Mr Brownstone

Break Song: Inner Circle- La La La Long

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Filed Under: News Tagged With: armegeddon, Bar Mitzvah, bbq, Chanukkah, Christians, Christmas, comedy podcast, conjoined twins, edd of the world, Edge FM, elementary school, foreskin, gun, guns in school, Hanukkah, ice cream truck, Jesus, Jew, kkk, Kwanza, mike, pizza, racist, rape, Sal, sex, stroke

Mike and Sal 12/14

December 15, 2011 By edgefm Leave a Comment

This week’s show was it’s usual randomness, accompanied by some ridiculous rants. Mike and Sal discussed photography, field day, the hierarchy of breakfast meats, rape, “bird downings,” and homosexual relationship rumors. Be sure to listen to this one and pay full attention, because Mike and Sal amazingly touch upon a tremendous amount of topics in only two hours.

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Some stuff Mike and Sal touched upon….

One in seven men will be raped this year
The Duggar family posts a pic of their miscarriage
Photography, podcasting, herpes, cheerleading, and other rants
Women gets owned by elevator and dies in front of two passengers
Massive duck suicide
Hulk Hogan gay rumors
Deshon update
Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, Rick Perry, Donald Trump
Guy accidentally kills fiance during a bondage/meth romp, then sets her, his truck, & himself on fire
The meth story reminds of of a video of a guy that sets himself on fire and jumps off a bridge to his death. Video below.
Sausage, scrapple, pork roll, bacon, spam, blood sausage, and the breakfast meat hierarchy
Another video we spoke about. Cliff dive fail. VERY GRAPHIC

Intro Song: Korn- Freak On A Leash

Break Song: Rick James- Superfreak

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Filed Under: News Tagged With: 19 Kids And Counting, bacon, birds, Brutus Beefcake, comedy podcast, dead celebrities, Deshon, Donald Trump, ducks, Duggars, field day, gay sex, herpes, Hulk Hogan, Itunes, Korn, Linda Hogan, meth, Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, photography, podcasting, pork roll, radiomaxmusic.com, rape, rick james, Rick Perry, sausage, scrapple, spam, Special Olympics, stiffs.com, Wallmart

Mike and Sal Reloaded 11/16

November 17, 2011 By edgefm Leave a Comment

This was a great show. With just a week left until the show’s four year anniversary, Mike and Sal shared their excitement for the upcoming 3 hour show next week. As usual, a variety of topics were discussed, and you’ll see that this episode was both entertaining, and a learning experience. Listen to this one to find out what gifts should be given to Mike and Sal for their show’s four year anniversary episode next week.

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Some stuff Mike and Sal touched upon….

Professor masturbates behind podium for ten years. Mike and Sal discuss the inside of the podium
You’ve been raped? Ahhh….walk it off! Boys will be boys!
Breaking into a house because your dog and Jesus Christ said Taylor Swift would marry you there
Can a man be raped by a woman?
Paraplegic sex. Click HERE to see these disturbing photos!
Weird sex laws in the US
Ali at Frazier’s funeral would be like Mike and Sal at Johnny’s funeral.
Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning kissing
Mike, Sal, and DougBrian (Filler Show) share their love for the twisted game, JFK Reloaded

If you want to play this game, contact Mike or Sal :)

Opening Song: Audioslave- Cochise

Break Song: Baraka Flaka Flame-Head Of The State

Make sure you check out next weeks four year anniversary show for Mike and Sal. It will be 3 hours and will start at 9PM est instead of 10!

Filed Under: News Tagged With: Ali, anniversary, Audioslace, barack obama, Disabled Passions, Frazier, funeral, Jesus Christ, JFK Reloaded, masturbation, Occupy Wall Street, police, rape, Republican debate, sex, Taylor Swift, weird laws

Mike and Sal 9/28 The Sick Show

September 29, 2011 By edgefm Leave a Comment

Mike and Sal brought in the New Year like you you would expect them too…meaning they celebrated with their usual off-topic rants, crazy stories, stereotypical/racist/homophobic/anti-religious outbursts, and delivered their weekly dose of stupid news stories. Nobody can deliver hard-hitting stupid news analysis like Mike and Sal.

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Here’s some stuff that went down…..

Mike and Sal are both feeling under the weather. Coincidence? hmmmmm
Sal tells a VERY embarrassing story involving a black house party, a breakup, and a song by Savage Garden
Ice cream cone costume is mistaken for KKK outfit
Woman has sex with dog, man beats wife over Yahtzee game, woman beats boyfriend for lack of sex
Woman rises from the dead at the morgue
The Jewish New year. and other Jewishy talk
Maybe soon, Sal will show everyone his Italian boot back tattoo from his guido days…..
Intro Song: Metallica- For Whom The Bell Tolls

Break Song: Stone Temple Pilots- Silvergun Superman

Filed Under: News Tagged With: bestiality, black, couples songs, Deshon, house party, ice cream, Jewish, kkk, Lust n Love, Metallica, mike, New Year, Our Wedding Day, party, politics, rape, religion, Sal, Savage Garden, sex, sick, Stone Temple Pilots, weather, white, Yahtzee

Mike and Sal 9/7 Recap

September 8, 2011 By edgefm Leave a Comment

Mike and Sal put on a great show tonight. There was so much covered in this episode. There were some serious discussions regarding 9/11, and some not so serious discussions regarding eating contests, Al Roker, and, Hasidic Jew bike gangs. There’s some important news regarding the station being discussed at the top of the first hour as well.

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Mike and Sal also discussed…..

Go to this link to support a run that our friend, Evan is taking part in. It’s in honor of Sal’s brother, Christopher, who lost his life on 9/11.

Animal lovers, and how Sal turned from wanting to sell animals to wanting to kill them
Some douche bag named Eric, a shot up penis, a bratwurst eater, and how to pronounce “Mario”
A Twitter experiment: What Happens When You Unfollow Everyone?
Jewish Bike Gangs…..’nuff said
Man wielding a 35″ samurai sword was “cuckoo for cocoa puffs”
Stalkers, teaming up with celebrities,Pests, and Scientologists….don’t fuck with Mike and Sal
The Black Widow eats a lot of chicken wings…..(not a racially motivated headline)
Opening Song:Queens Of The Stone Age- No One Knows

Break Song:Metallica- The Unforgiven II

Filed Under: News Tagged With: 9/11, animal lovers, chicken wings, Curtis Sliwa, dogs, eating contest, fall, Ground Zero, King Of Queens, Leah Remini, Leslie Gold, Mayor Bloombereg, Metallica, Michael Bloomberg, Pests, PETA, politics, Queens Of The Stoneage, Radio Chick, Radio Freaks, rape, school starts, scientology, Sept. 11, September 11, stalkers, summer, Twitter

Mike and Sal 8/31

September 1, 2011 By edgefm Leave a Comment

Mike and Sal had a great show. There was political talk, Boss talk, Albanian gypsy talk, patio furniture sex talk, inflatable raft sex talk, shoe-throwing gang rape talk, flip-flop shoe to the penis battery talk, and Muslim tit grabbing talk. That’s not even half of the talk.

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Here’s some more talk….

HIV test shuts down the porn industry for a bit
School bans national anthem(it’s too violent) Curt from Unrecognized Geniuses says he will sing it for us
I Get Uncomfortable Watching The Trainwreck Below
Man has sex with inflatable raft, woman fondles boyfriend’s son, and Sal’s neighbor’s dog sucks cock
Sal is searching for a co-host for his upcoming political show
Man mowing his lawn at 4:30AM starts a convo about shitty neighbors
Sal’s Korean neighbor punches him in face and Doug’s Albanian gypsy neighbor’s are a nuisance
The Asian shoe thrower from Austin Powers is heading to jail for assisting in a gang rape
A singer dies for a little while during the show, and the Religious Segment is back!
Intro Song: Red Hot Chilli Peppers- Higher Ground

Break SOng: Scott Weiland- Missing Cleveland

Filed Under: News Tagged With: Albanians, Austin Powers, bad neighbor, barack obama, battery, climate change, conservative, Curt, doug, earthquake, Edge FM, flip flop, Glenn Beck, global warming, God, HIV, Hurricane, Hurricane Irene, Koreans, Michelle Bachman, mike, Mike and Sal, national anthem, patio furniture, penis, politics, porn, raft, rape, religion, Ron Paul, Sal, science, socialist, Star Spangled Banner, The Filler Show, Unrecognized Geniuses, war

Mike and Sal 8/10 It’s Boss Time

August 11, 2011 By edgefm Leave a Comment

Mike and Sal didn’t miss a beat. The start the show reviewing last week’s vacation Sal took. (Mike did a solo show last week, and next week, it will be Sal’s turn to go solo, as Mike will be attending a concert.) Mike and Sal discussed Mike’s solo show, “push presents,” the real reason for breeding, black Spiderman, gay Bert and Ernie, a Texas pastor getting off LikeABoss, and bread,wine, and bagel posters.

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Here’s some stuff that went down during the show

Sal’s old Cookie Monster radio sweeper, and gay Bert and Ernie.
Iowa Stinks
William Goatzee commits suicide during suicide watch. Mike and Sal laugh at his last name.
Gay rights group wants Bert and Ernie to get married, and a black/hispanic Spiderman is born.
Batman or Spiderman?
Jackie O thinks that LBJ, not the CIA, FBI or KBG, killed JFK. ABC will report.
Mike and Sal call number on a matchbox car. It’s a sex hotline.
Boss Time! You have to listen for the reference
Howard The Duck, Sal wishes he was raped, molested, or a drug addict, Wilma’s Edge FM wine glasses
Mike and Sal share some drinking stories
Make sure you listen next week for Sal solo. Details on the show’s format will be announced on Sal’s Twitter. Also check out Iowa Stinks, Paul’s Denny’s Table, and Rihanna’s Forehead on Facebook!

Break Song: Rolling Stones- Paint It Black

Filed Under: News Tagged With: 9/11, ALF, baby selling, bagel poster, barack obama, Bert, Bert and Ernie, Bert and Ernie gay, Bert and Ernie married, boss time', bread poster, Bruce Springsteen, cookie monster, drinking stories, drug abuse, drunk, Ernie, family values, Florida, gay rights, gay Sesame Street, honey, Howard The Duck, Iowa, JFK, LikeABoss, London Riots, molestation, Nazi, oofah to you, Paint It Black, political show, rape, Red Bull, Rolling Stones, secret video taping, Sept. 11, Shooting, stupid news, vodka, wine poster

Mike and Sal 7/20- Sausage Fest 2011

July 21, 2011 By edgefm 1 Comment

To be completely honest with you, I have no fucking clue what the hell we spoke about tonight. This was definitely one of the most random episodes we ever did…which is the way we like it. The show ended with more questions with answers. How do you train a dog to sniff sperm? How would burying your dead parents with towels and picture frames conceal them. Why the hell do people take part in owling, planking, leisure diving, and all of those other stupid new phenomenons? Make up your own answers while you listen to this episode of Mike and Sal.

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Here’s some more stuff Mike and Sal spoke about….

Dogs eat their dead owners. Would you adopt a dog that ate its former owner?
Jesus ink blot, Chesus, Virgin Mary cum stain
Owling is the new planking. Mike, Sal, and listeners came up with some better ideas during the show.
Thinking of killing your parents for saying no to throwing a party? Don’t invite a snitch to party.
Mr Raper got augered and Sal still wants his bird dead.
Mike mixed up The Ropers with The Rapers
Some dumb bitch eats furniture polish, and we find out Sal eats mothballs.
The Edge FM Banana Crunch Cake Party of 2011- EVERYONE is invited..even radio hosts from Florida
There’s just too much stuff that was discussed to list. This show is a must listen. For those that joined us in the chat, thank you.

Intro Song: Soundgarden- My Wave

Break Song: Tears For Fears- Everybody Wants To Rule The World

Below are some chicks leisure diving