The Edge w/Mike and Sal have a great show planned tomorrow. Yes, you read that correctly… Mike and Sal. RJ, aka Prancer, is MIA, and do to his failure to pick up the phone, shoot us an email, or attempt any communication, the PD/CEO/President/Owner/Fuhrer/Host/Webmaster/Board Operator/Call Screener of Edge FM, Mike Singh had no choice but to suspend RJ until December 2, 2010.

We have a lot of fun stuff planned, so tune in at 10PM est

Stuff to look forward to….

- Cannibals, human kabobs, and trying to screw a stuffed toy giraffe

- Man holds a wake….. for himself
- Music/entertainment news about Aerosmith, Def Leppard, and Twilight
- What’s trending on Twitter?
- Our new Lifestyle contributor, Jen, has a great question for us:

Who are more complicated? Men or women? Why?
You can answer this below, or call in at 866-941-EDGE(3343)

- Mike and Sal joked about one of Mike’s idols, on Twitter, and he happened to have read it
- Misinterpreted song lyrics:
Example-Jimi Hendrix- Purple Haze: ‘excuse me while I kiss the sky‘ is often misinterpreted as ‘excuse me while I kiss this guy‘ If you know of any songs whos lyrics throw you off, write them below, or give us a call

We’ll have much, much more. Be sure to call in at 866-941-EDGE(3343) and join us in the LIVE CHAT!

On 11/11 at 11:11, for you superstitious folks, something good actually happened for Mike and Sal. RJ(new name, Prancer) was busy buying a tv set at a “high-end” supermarket, so he didn’t join us for the second week in a row. While he was in his pj’s, Mike and Sal actually held it down once again… free of any dead weight.

Here’s some stuff you missed….

- Ron’s alter-ego, 77 year old Richard Ramsey is the oldest man in America to have a sex change. After the show, while looking at his picture, Mike said Richard Ramsey looks like a 77 year old Jon Benet Ramsey.

You Be The Judge!

- Why She’s Your Friend, And Not Your Girlfriend
- Talk about 2012, superstitions, and conspiracy theories
- Glossary Of Racism: The Letters I and J
- Man (possible relative of Ren) poops on floor of CVS

What A Freak!

- WNEW.com Behind The Hits: The Police – Every Breath You Take
- Twitter’s Trending Topics for the night, #wecoolandallbut, and Mikie Tyson was a topic following his arrest tonight at LA International Airport, after punching a paparazzi
- Mike Tyson Called In

- Some Mike Tyson Quotes

Thanks for joining us and be sure to catch us next week, with, or without Prancer.

The EDGE did a special, action packed, bonus broadcast, that was educational, entertaining and honestly, downright disturbing.

Mike’s first co-host Phil (pre-Cuntstine, pre-Raoooooool, pre-Sal) called in and contributed to the highlight of the show…. masturbation advice.

Here’s some other stuff that went down…..

- Wrestlemania’s Top 10 Moments

- Ren sings a new hit(he’s a weatherman??)
- Palm reading

- We chat about how our off air conversations transpire
- Palm Sunday, Ash Wednesday, ashy teabags and dickheads

Sex with spam advice from a new favorite site.

Open the Spam can and remove the meat from the can. Rinse off the fat in warm water. Take the spam and place it on a plate. Take duck tape and wrap it around the spam to hold it together. Now out a portion of the spam in the shape of an oval egg…or like this ()… about the circumference of you penis or a bit smaller Heat the Spam pussy slightly in a microwave to get it warm, but not hot. Now slide your penis inside for a incredible feeling. Stroke your Spam pussy up and down your shaft until you shoot off…the fat in the spam is all the lube you will need.

Thanks for the support. Keep checking our ever-evolving website for updates and other happenings. Check out next week’s broadcast to learn about elder-care-coma-patient-rape porn.

The giant sea worm Mike spoke about that owned a British aquarium.

Why not?