Mike and Sal 12/7 Pearl Harbor’d

Mike and Sal officially begin round two with RadioMax. They returned to syndication with the station after being off for a little over a year. The show was fun, and you’ll learn a lot tonight listening to this one.

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Some stuff Mike and Sal touched upon….

  • Paul calls in and teaches (scares the shit out of) Sal in regards to vasectomies
  • Girl digs herself out of a grave after “bored” boyfriend buries her in a computer box
  • Sal and Mike continue the baby selling debate. Should you be able to legally sell your baby.
  • Woman pours boiling water on sleeping ex husband, then beats him with bat
  • Sal liked the feeling of rectal thermometers
  • Ravishing Rick Rude, Rikki, John Lennon, Pearl Harbor, Patrice O’Neal, cat shit coffee, and Doug

    Opening Song: Guns n Roses- Welcome To The Jungle

    Break Song: Debbie Deb- When I Hear Music

Banana Crunch Cake

So, if you listened to last night’s Mike & Sal, you might have heard Sal mentioning that I (along with my lady, whom created this idea) would be sending him some Entenmann’s Banana Crunch Cakes via US Mail. Why would we do such a thing? Well, a few weeks ago on the show, Sal mentioned that he was in love with these cakes, but his local stores stopped carrying these varieties.

If you’re a regular listener of our show, you know I work in a supermarket, an A&P to be specific, and my lady works there with me. Last Sunday, we were walking to leave and we passed the Entenmann’s display. My lady stops there and begins looking, I ask what she’s looking for and she says ‘Banana Crunch Cakes’. She recounts to me the story from the show. I say ‘Ah! Yes!’. We ended up purchasing the last two, deciding we would send them to Sal. The week goes by, we inform Sal of the plan, he messes his pants with semen and mentions on last night’s show that he is truly happy with the arrival of the cakes.

Fast forward 14 hours, my lady and I decide to take another quick trip to A&P.. lo and behold, more Banana Crunch Cakes are in stock! My lady picks up another two and we decide to send one more to Sal and keep one for us, to see if these cakes live up to Sal’s hype. We sent off the package of cakes around 2pm and returned home to enjoy the crunch cake we saved for ourselves!

So we get home, unbox the cake and cut ourselves a nice healthy slice each. We then sit down, and take a taste. Before we get to my opinion, here’s what my lady had to say -

“It’s nice.. it’s like a cinnamon-y cake with a banana flavor with crumb topping.. Sal’s onto something”

Boy, WAS he on to something with this cake! This cake is one of the finer cakes I’ve tasted in a while! It was so good, so banana-ey, crunchy and like my lady said cinnamon-ey! It was a mouthful of chewy, cakey goodness that anyone dare not speak ill of, before they get banished and shunned from society for hating on a holy grail of human confectionary creation!

In other words, it was good. Thanks, Sal… your cakes should be at your house on Saturday. ENJOY!

Crunch Cake

Lust n Love 5/2

  • We start off making fun of Hammy’s intro to the show
  • We discuss Rikki and Maryanne’s birth stories and episiotomies. Hammy and Doug are horrified.
  • Doug’s ball scent of the day is Quarter Pounder with Cheese from Wendy’s
  • Doug is still on a dry spell but has a new “victim” named Christina

    We discuss different Sex Fetishes

    Websites we visited:

    Sex Fetish Forum
    http://sexfetishforum.com/

    10 Bizarrely Hilarious Fetishes
    http://www.oddee.com/item_97268.aspx

    15 Strangest Sex Fetishes: Do You Have One?
    http://www.cbsnews.com/2300-204_162-10004482.html?tag=page

    20 Strange & Disturbing Sexual Fetishes
    http://www.voont.com/20-strange-and-disturbing-sexual-fetishes

    16 (More) Strange & Disturbing Sexual Fetishes
    http://www.voont.com/16-More-Strange-and-Disturbing-Sexual-Fetishes

    We get on the subject of Flatulophilia (fart fetish) and watch (NSFW)…

    http://www.cakefarter.com/
    http://www.facialfarts.com/
    http://www.birthdaycakefarts.com/
    http://www.puddingfarts.com/
    http://www.cakefucker.com/

    We posted a poll on facebook asking what kind of fetishes people were into. Here are the top 5 answers:

  • Bald men
  • Getting tag teamed by Maryanne and Olivia Wilde
  • Busty school teacher
  • Goatee
  • Ear fetish

    We continue our “commercial sex beat off” competition with The Clutch and Wiggle Experience (Thursdays 8-10pm on EdgeFm.net) Here’s the music selection we chose for this week’s break:

    Akinyele – Put it in your Mouth

    Peaches – Shake Yer Dix

    Trina – Tongue Song

    We end the show answering some of our formspring questions:

  • I’ve been listening to the filler show Tuesdays 9pm till midnight on edgefm secretly without my husband knowing and the other day while we were making love I accidentally moaned “Doug” my husband got very upset I’m not sure how to smooth this over any ideas?
  • I need some ideas for a creative, thoughtful gift to give my wife for Mother’s Day. Any suggestions?
  • While making love my wife likes to call me by her dads this seems kinda creepy to me! Should I ask her about this or leave it alone? She didn’t start doing it until we were married about 6 months.
  • Is it true that a ladies vagina is less tight after giving birth?
  • Should I be worried my husband is a homo if he wants to have a threesome with me and him and a guy?

    If you missed the show, you can go to http://brainstumedia.com/ under “media” to download last night’s show as well as all the other shows Brainstu Media has to offer!

Lust N Love 4/25

Doug Brian of The Filler Show (Tuesdays 9pm-12am right here on EdgeFm.net) joined us once again!

We start off talking about Doug’s dry spell and debating whether a dry spell is no sex at all or just not having sex with a new partner.

The theme for tonight was Sex Myths. We discussed the myths from the articles below:


    Top Nine Sex Myths You Need to Know

    6 Ridiculous Sex Myths (That Are Actually True)

    Urban Legends-Sex and Scandal

    Doug says, although he cannot find any proof to back it up, that when you fart, the anus opens up, sucks air in, in order to push the gas out. We decided that Doug has a magical asshole and can make it queef on command.

    Sex Myths submitted from the listeners:

  • SEX Myth: Douching with Coca-Cola is supposed to kill sperm; although this is true, it is not recommended as it can cause harm to the reproductive track. PLEASE ADVISE YOUR LISTENERS NOT TO TRY THIS!!
  • Sex Myth-you can use Saran Wrap as a condom if you dont have one. FALSE! (trust me, it doesn’t work well AT ALL!)
  • Sex Myth: Pulling out before you blow your load will prevent pregnancy. FALSE! Pre-cum has sperm in it so you can get your partner pregnant, even if you pull out. (thats for you DOUG) :)
  • From Richard Gere shoving gerbils up his ass to the peanut butter lady and her dog, this is a must download show! Go to http://brainstumedia.com/ under “media” to download last night’s show as well as all the other shows Brainstu Media has to offer!

    We’re in a commercial sex beat off” competition with The Clutch and Wiggle Experience (Thursdays 8-10pm on EdgeFm.net) Here’s the music selection we chose for this week’s break:

    Darling Nikki-Prince

    The Fuck Shop-2 Live Crew

    What’s Your Fantasy-Ludacris

    We have a special announcement!! Doug will be our PERMANENT 4th mic on the show after he heals his special fried rice! Please join us in welcoming him to the Lust N Love family! Yay Dougalicious!

Congratulations to Sal and family!

This is going to be a quick article, but I want to be the first here on EDGE FM to congratulate my radio co-host and good friend Sal on the birth of his new son. Noah Christopher Traina was born at 3:58pm eastern time on Saturday July 25th, 2009. The little guy weighed and measured in at 7lbs 10oz, 19.5 inches long.

With the permission of Sal, here’s a picture of the little guy… absolutely adorable.

I want to wish both Sal and Rikki the best for them and their family… both of their children are absolutely adorable and will grow up to be good people.. well, if they take after Rikki. Sal is another story… LOL, I’m kidding.

Leave your wishes for Sal and Rikki in the comments below!

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